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I think this would be the perfect thread for a Mrs. Smeej poem!
Where is she anyhow?
I do kind of understand how a lot of people don't really get that what they are asking of Stephen King when they ask him for "for specials" is unreasonable. They adore him, but do not read the FAQ.
Maybe their singular adoration for hims leads them to think no one else feels compelled to ask him a question or ask him for a favor... Or they belong in Assyoulum.
Yes.
Stephen King won't sign my books or read the things I write?
He won't make me pancakes or come visit me some night?
He won't sign my photograph? Just what does Stephen do?
Why would someone even care? I haven't got a clue.
I have got a book he's signed; his signature's a mess.
Makes the thing more precious to a lot of fans, I guess...
But, although it's true that Stephen King was very kind,
Story didn't change a bit because the book was signed.
(Here you are Patricia... If you ask you shall receive;
That's because I've more free time than Stephen, I believe.
He, I hope, is busy writing more for us to read...
Which is where we'd rather have him. Aren't we all agreed?)
No, dammit!!! I can't keep up!!!
Stephen King won't sign my books or read the things I write?
He won't make me pancakes or come visit me some night?
He won't sign my photograph? Just what does Stephen do?
Why would someone even care? I haven't got a clue.
I have got a book he's signed; his signature's a mess.
Makes the thing more precious to a lot of fans, I guess...
But, although it's true that Stephen King was very kind,
Story didn't change a bit because the book was signed.
(Here you are Patricia... If you ask you shall receive;
That's because I've more free time than Stephen, I believe.
He, I hope, is busy writing more for us to read...
Which is where we'd rather have him. Aren't we all agreed?)
Squeeeeeee! I do not ever squee lightly. Thankee Sai Poet!
Stephen King won't sign my books or read the things I write?
He won't make me pancakes or come visit me some night?
He won't sign my photograph? Just what does Stephen do?
Why would someone even care? I haven't got a clue.
I have got a book he's signed; his signature's a mess.
Makes the thing more precious to a lot of fans, I guess...
But, although it's true that Stephen King was very kind,
Story didn't change a bit because the book was signed.
(Here you are Patricia... If you ask you shall receive;
That's because I've more free time than Stephen, I believe.
He, I hope, is busy writing more for us to read...
Which is where we'd rather have him. Aren't we all agreed?)
He will not represent you in court.
He will not tune yer car or piano.
He will not, if yer a New York Yankee, root for you, unless yer opponent is Iran.
He will not help you cheat on an exam.
He will not open a mutual checking account with you.
Of course he will... you just have to choose the right audiobook.He will not read me a story before bed. Dammit.
I think Tabithas voice is lovely. Was listening to something and she read one of the stories, I like her voice.Of course he will... you just have to choose the right audiobook.
...I already offered!...but noooooo, you gotsta hold out for HIM....harummph!...so i guess this means he won't be giving me a foot rub anytime soon.
damn.
i was kinda relying on that.
Except he might.... at least in that playground in your mind....he'll do anything for me....but he won't do THAT....
I Love having my piggies rubbed......I already offered!...but noooooo, you gotsta hold out for HIM....harummph!...
Of course he will... you just have to choose the right audiobook.
No. But Dana Jean will.Will he pull my finger....?