See now, you underestimate the power of the Kiwi Chocolate Freak...Moment of Truth FlakeNoir
Some terrible person steals all of your Stephen King novels and holds them ransom for all of your chocolate, which do you chose Stephen King novels or Chocolate.
I would end up with both.
It's possible I may have to bring my Dexter, (even scared myself a little there) or my quivering lip and Puss in Boots Eyes to the table...
...but, I would be coming home with both.
Yes, this is a warning.