Running Out Of Chocolate??

[FlakeNoir]

Moment of Truth FlakeNoir

Some terrible person steals all of your Stephen King novels and holds them ransom for all of your chocolate, which do you chose Stephen King novels or Chocolate.

See now, you underestimate the power of the Kiwi Chocolate Freak...



I would end up with both.
It's possible I may have to bring my Dexter, (even scared myself a little there) or my quivering lip and Puss in Boots Eyes to the table...
...but, I would be coming home with both.

Yes, this is a warning.

 

[RandallFlagg19]

Yes, this is a warning.

I would never take your chocolate or Stephen King novels.

 

[FlakeNoir]

I would never take your chocolate or Stephen King novels.

It's all in the delivery my friend.
(If you could see me, you'd be running away with both by now...)

 

[GNTLGNT]

No. No butterfingers ever never ever............

 

[FlakeNoir]

Ewwww...

 

[Demeter]

Chocolate fingers are much, much better.

 

[Demeter]

Or maybe this one's better:

 

[FlakeNoir]

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Chocolate fingers are much, much better.

More ewww....

 

[fushingfeef]

To hell with budget deficits...now I've got a chocolate deficit to worry about!

 

[kingricefan]

Spoiler

If it comes down to it and I am out of chocolate, I will eat her. Just saying.

 

[kingricefan]

Moment of Truth FlakeNoir

Some terrible person steals all of your Stephen King novels and holds them ransom for all of your chocolate, which do you chose Stephen King novels or Chocolate.

She'll just get a bazooka and blow the sh*t out of the son-of-a-b*tch!!!!

 

[kingricefan]

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Chocolate fingers are much, much better.

'They taste just like Lady Fingers.'

 

[CriticAndProud]

 

[FlakeNoir]

She'll just get a bazooka and blow the sh*t out of the son-of-a-b*tch!!!!

Well, I mighta gone with a little more finesse, but this could work too.

 

[Van Blaricum]

A chocolate drought would be a horror story.

...a war for chocolate?

 

[CriticAndProud]

White chocolate isn't real chocolate is it ? No ?

Cool, I'm all set. I might miss dark chocolate, but I'd get over it eventually (maybe).

 

[FlakeNoir]

A chocolate drought would be a horror story.

...a war for chocolate?

There would not be a war.
I would just mass hypnotise you all....

Spoiler: do not open if you suffer from epilepsy

 

[CriticAndProud]

There would not be a war.
I would just mass hypnotise you all....

Spoiler: do not open if you suffer from epilepsy

 

[FlakeNoir]

You can keep your white chocolate, Cappy... blech.

 

[Van Blaricum]

I was wondering today if your name was Flake after the delicious chocolate bar from the UK? They're my fave, I get them from the pub downtown.