Potential Children's Book Titles To Avoid.

Sigmund · Jan 5, 2015

Make up some really bad titles to children's books. (Totally ripping off this idea from a web site.

)

The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator.

Strangers Have the Best Candy.

How to Shave the Cat.

Yes, it Will Flush!

;;D

Give us your made-up children's book titles.

Peace.

kingricefan · Jan 5, 2015

Always, Always Help The Man In The Van Find His Lost Dog
Yes, You Can Fly!
Digging For Treasure In Other Peoples Poop

Spideyman · Jan 5, 2015

Clowns -What is Really Behind that make-up?

staropeace · Jan 5, 2015

How to give grownups a false sense of security.
A game of hide the washroom key during dad's beer party

SharonC · Jan 5, 2015

staropeace said:
How to give grownups a false sense of security.
A game of hide the washroom key during dad's beer party

Loving these titles!

staropeace · Jan 5, 2015

Neat tricks that will get you what you want at the mall.
Ten ways to have your brother deported and more fun stuff.

CriticAndProud · Jan 5, 2015

Ask Daddy Volume 1: What's Pornography ?

danie · Jan 5, 2015

Little House on the Landfill
The Hairy Potter
Alexander and the Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Public Defender
Charlotte's Webbed Feet
The Cat in the Shat

Grandpa · Jan 5, 2015

Stores Want You To Take Their Stuff
You Don't Know It Will Burn Till You Try
(And the sequel) Gasoline Is Our Friend
How To Open A Child Proof Bottle
If It Plugs In, It's Safe
Making The Car Roll

staropeace · Jan 5, 2015

The Parents Are Gone Edition.........................
Martha Stewart recipe for 1000 canapes for party crashers.

Sigmund · Jan 5, 2015

Thank you!

(We're all going he11.

)

Dana Jean · Jan 5, 2015

Sigmund said:
Thank you!

(We're all going he11. )

Straight

To

Hell

:devil:

AnnaMarie · Jan 5, 2015

These are real books....that shouldn't be.

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Sigmund · Jan 5, 2015

SharonC said:
Loving these titles!

Would you be so kind and add yours?

Peace.

AnnaMarie · Jan 5, 2015

Wee Willy's Winkie!

Grandpa · Jan 5, 2015

So I have to say this. Up in Montana, we met and dined with a guy who wrote a book called "Who Pooped In The Park?"

Pretty awful, right? Well... "The Park" refers to Yellowstone, and it was a nature book about identifying animals by their scat. We were charmed and brought a couple (signed) copies home. The grandkids loved them, which means they read them and learned something, and I honestly believe had we taken them up to Yellowstone the next year, they could've tracked animals based on the droppings.

Okay, back to serious things here.

You Can Watch Mommy And Daddy Make A Baby

On a side note, this kinda reminds me of the time I've played Cards Against Humanity. Great game.

kingricefan · Jan 5, 2015

Everything Goes In Your Mouth
Swinging Animals By Their Tails For Fun And Profit
Just Ask Why At The End Of Every Sentence Your Parents Say

swiftdog2.0 · Jan 5, 2015

Bleach Is Yummy!
Yellow Snow- A Winter's Tale
Sell Your Little Brother On eBay and Other Fun Activities For A Rainy Day!
Look What The Cat Pooped On!
Who's My Daddy?

blunthead · Jan 5, 2015

The Potty Monster

What are Four-Letter Words?

Using the Clutch

kingricefan · Jan 6, 2015

Fire Is Your Friend
Plastic Bags Are Your Friends
Drink Drano And You'll Be A Volcano

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