Potential Children's Book Titles To Avoid.

[Grandpa]

Funny you say that. I knew a girl who's stage name was Pandora!

Did she open her box of evil?

 

[swiftdog2.0]

How To Rule Kindergarten- Machiavelli's Guide for Pre-Schoolers

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Did she open her box of evil?

That comment almost gave me a rupture from laughing so much!

 

[blunthead]

Mikey and The Porn Stash

The Toddling Dead

The Dollar Menu Chronicles

 

[Sigmund]

Dick and Jane Go to the Strip Club

Who's Dick? Ermmm...Whose Dick?

Just kill me now.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Billy's Binky Beatdown

 

[Sigmund]

Yeah, that one is a kind of Pandora's Box....

Pandora's BOX!!!



Have mercy!

 

[swiftdog2.0]

101 Ways To Skin The Cat!

Find Your Sister's Diary- A Little Brothers Guide To Extortion

 

[swiftdog2.0]

I Was A Pre-School Pimp

 

[Sigmund]

We didn't know about it till our (adult) kids turned us on to it.

So last time the adults are together, the cards come out, and .... Grandma won! With the most awful stuff. It was actually the second time we played, and she cleaned up both times. The kids were aghast. I was looking at her and saying, "I don't even know you anymore!" She acted all embarrassed, because the cards she played were nothing like what she would ever express in real life. But secretly (to everyone but me), she was pleased.

Please, please, Puh-Leese! Give us an example?

 

[Sigmund]

Hey! Out of Order

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Moderator

Give us your titles!

 

[Grandpa]

Please, please, Puh-Leese! Give us an example?

I wish! For one, I don't remember specific ones. For two... well, the mods would bounce me.

 

[champ1966]

"How to become a school bully"

*contains free flick knife*

 

[Dana Jean]

These are so awesome! I am so laughing!

 

[RandallFlagg19]

Sam and his Ham

Pinocchios first woodie

 

[blunthead]

The Great Rug Rat Riot

The Successful Tantrum

Greatest Kidnappings

 

[CriticAndProud]

Kindergarten Combat: 25 Fatal Moves

Cocaine Kiddies

Harry Potter and the Nazi War Criminal

 

[CriticAndProud]

The Great Anal Adventure

 

[blunthead]

Barney Eats the Cat

The Fork and The Socket

The Book of Matches

 

[CriticAndProud]

The Adventures of Pennywise The Dancing Clown, Volume 1: Fun in the Sewers