Tell Me A Kid Story
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And, ratting out a sibling is also like baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet!I have a similar story that I've posted before about how I convinced my little brother that we had caught an alien and stuffed it in a pillowcase. When I handed him said pillowcase, which contained our cat, the cat's claws popped out through the bottom of the pillowcase and ripped out the seam. The cat spilled out on the floor and took off. My brother let out a scream and ran in the other direction! Woke up the whole house. I almost gave myself a rupture I was laughing so hard.
SwiftDad was not happy as he he had just gotten in from working a graveyard shift. He did give me points for originality though
My brother is still pi**ed at me about that incident. Especially when I told my niece how her Dad screamed like a girl
Speaking of siblings....
My sister is almost exactly a year younger than I am, so we didn't really have an older/younger dynamic. We were just jerks to each other in different ways. It's all good now, but there were a few years when casual bloodshed was the order of the day.
My sister is almost exactly a year younger than I am, so we didn't really have an older/younger dynamic. We were just jerks to each other in different ways. It's all good now, but there were a few years when casual bloodshed was the order of the day.
My infamous friend Bruce and I decided to go into the tall weeds-of-unusual-size out by the water. I don't remember if we'd planned to start a campfire there or if the idea occurred to us (him) when we arrived. What I do remember is that I personally had no matches.
Later the family and I were sitting at dinner listening to the news which was reporting a serious brush fire out by the lake. I got scared and my parents could see it so I confessed that Bruce and I had built a campfire there and it had kind of gotten out of hand...
I remember Dad saying, "What?!", then quickly, "Don't tell anybody else."
Later the family and I were sitting at dinner listening to the news which was reporting a serious brush fire out by the lake. I got scared and my parents could see it so I confessed that Bruce and I had built a campfire there and it had kind of gotten out of hand...
I remember Dad saying, "What?!", then quickly, "Don't tell anybody else."
Can I have your Dad's phone number? I can tell you right now he'd be a way cooler alibi witness than my Dad would, and you never know when you're gonna need good people like that around...
I went to my senior prom with three guys. D&D buddies. They rented matching tuxes and we all went.
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LI went to a prom with two gals that were friends, went to quite a few proms actually, but then I was quite the go to guy when there just weren't nothin' better out there, prom slut
.Man this thread has got my head a'swimmin', so many groovy stories that I can relate to, so many of my own memories overloadin' my memory banks.
Gonna take some time to savvy it all up, but then we shall dance, boogie, get down, tinkle toes, shake some serious hiney
...you guyz are with it, great thread
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We should have an SKMB Prom. Without the pig blood....
Here's a funny story about my sister if you guys are in the UK, you'll know who this guy is, my sister was a toddler about 3/4, we were sitting in what you'd calll the doctors office, we call the gp surgery or doctors in a placed called Shirley, croydon, just outside London and my sister went up to a man and said 'you're famous, icew seen you on TV' it was this guy.
Ronnie Corbett - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Ronnie Corbett - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Thistle Paper.
Oh yeah. That's terrifying to bad guys.
Which shirt?
Thistle Paper.
Oh yeah. That's terrifying to bad guys.
Thistle Paper.
Oh yeah. That's terrifying to bad guys.
Black Wineglass.
Oh, great. Just great.
...Black Mouse....a name fit to strike fear to the very core of cheeses everywhere....
Thistle Paper.
Oh yeah. That's terrifying to bad guys.
...Dungeons & Dragons you numbwit....
Oh yeah, well try on Black Catbutt for size..by the by, Buster Brown's butt muffin, it's an XXL
