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Sigmund

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Thank you for the replies. :love-struck:

The following are two of the first of my What would you do? scenarios. (I appreciate your patience if you have already replied. :))

1. A new friend invites you for lunch and their goodie roonie specialty dish. You arrive but lunch isn't quite ready and you follow your new friend to the kitchen. Lunch smells good and you are having nice conversation. Terry's two pet dogs come into the kitchen. Two dishes from the pantry are filled to feed the dogs. Conversation continues. The dogs are let out to back yard and the two dishes are picked up washed and placed in the dish drainer. (Y'all know where this going, right?)
The food is done and...served on the two dishes the dogs were fed in.

What would you do?

2. You have the weekday off and you go to the mall. Early. You, and a few other shoppers, wait for the doors to be opened. You go in and are doing a little window shopping. Cool. All of a sudden, you feel something...strange? You look down and...there are your panties around your ankles.

What would you do?

(If you are a male, imagine you are with your SO, female friend...you get the idea.)

Thank you!

(Please feel free to create your own thing and post. I would love it!)
 
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skimom2

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Grandpa said:
What everyone else said. Well.....

exceptexceptexceptexceptexcept........

What if the "unsuspecting" coworker was someone that you yourself despised? Along with everyone else? The quintessential pointy-haired boss from Dilbert, the "Yeah..." boss from Office Space, the Burke from Aliens, the overly officious/gossipy/meddlesome coworker that we've all come to know and revile? Certainly, we've all had someone where we thought to ourselves (because we can't think to anyone else), "I'd love to drop some Ex-Lax into his/her hot chocolate someday."

Does that change your calculus? Temper your moral indignation?
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Nope. Makes no difference to me at all. It's a d*ck move at any time, but especially at work.
 
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Sigmund said:
Thank you for the replies. :love-struck:

The following are two of the first of my What would you do? scenarios. (I appreciate your patience if you have already replied. :))

1. A new friend invites you for lunch and their goodie roonie specialty dish. You arrive but lunch isn't quite ready and you follow your new friend to the kitchen. Lunch smells good and you are having nice conversation. Terry's two pet dogs come into the kitchen. Two dishes from the pantry are filled to feed the dogs. Conversation continues. The dogs are let out to back yard and the two dishes are picked up washed and placed in the dish drainer. (Y'all know where this going, right?)
The food is done and...served on the two dishes the dogs were fed in.

What would you do?

2. You have the weekday off and you go to the mall. Early. You, and a few other shoppers, wait for the doors to be opened. You go in and are doing a little window shopping. Cool. All of a sudden, you feel something...strange? You look down and...there are your panties around your ankles.

What would you do?

(If you are a male, imagine you are with your SO, female friend...you get the idea.)

Thank you!

(Please feel free to create your own thing and post. I would love it!)
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1) As long as they were washed, I don't care.
2) What the hell would make your underwear fall off? I have some ancient ones that droop while wearing certain jeans/shorts (TMI? lol), but if they're alone, they're fine. For the sake of argument, though, it depends if I thought anyone had seen. If not, I'd kick them to the side and keep on motorvating home. If people had seen... get terribly embarrassed, but I'd probably laugh. What else could you do?
 
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CrimsonKingAH

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Sigmund said:
Thank you for the replies. :love-struck:

The following are two of the first of my What would you do? scenarios. (I appreciate your patience if you have already replied. :))

1. A new friend invites you for lunch and their goodie roonie specialty dish. You arrive but lunch isn't quite ready and you follow your new friend to the kitchen. Lunch smells good and you are having nice conversation. Terry's two pet dogs come into the kitchen. Two dishes from the pantry are filled to feed the dogs. Conversation continues. The dogs are let out to back yard and the two dishes are picked up washed and placed in the dish drainer. (Y'all know where this going, right?)
The food is done and...served on the two dishes the dogs were fed in.

What would you do?

2. You have the weekday off and you go to the mall. Early. You, and a few other shoppers, wait for the doors to be opened. You go in and are doing a little window shopping. Cool. All of a sudden, you feel something...strange? You look down and...there are your panties around your ankles.

What would you do?

(If you are a male, imagine you are with your SO, female friend...you get the idea.)

Thank you!

(Please feel free to create your own thing and post. I would love it!)
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1) If there washed.. don't care.
2) Damn... that is what I call a scenario alright! hahahaha I would reach down and pull them babies back up!
 
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staropeace

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With the pet dishes....I would eat after them. I have been known to share a plate of food with my cat. Ziggy likes to use his paw as a scoop or a hook to nab a choice morsel of meat off my plate. No problemo....I love him.
The panties thing, I would fall to the floor and pretend I was having an epileptic fit.
 
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Lepplady

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Sigmund said:
Thank you for the replies. :love-struck:

The following are two of the first of my What would you do? scenarios. (I appreciate your patience if you have already replied. :))

1. A new friend invites you for lunch and their goodie roonie specialty dish. You arrive but lunch isn't quite ready and you follow your new friend to the kitchen. Lunch smells good and you are having nice conversation. Terry's two pet dogs come into the kitchen. Two dishes from the pantry are filled to feed the dogs. Conversation continues. The dogs are let out to back yard and the two dishes are picked up washed and placed in the dish drainer. (Y'all know where this going, right?)
The food is done and...served on the two dishes the dogs were fed in.

What would you do?

2. You have the weekday off and you go to the mall. Early. You, and a few other shoppers, wait for the doors to be opened. You go in and are doing a little window shopping. Cool. All of a sudden, you feel something...strange? You look down and...there are your panties around your ankles.

What would you do?

(If you are a male, imagine you are with your SO, female friend...you get the idea.)

Thank you!

(Please feel free to create your own thing and post. I would love it!)
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1) Even if they were washed well, I'd probably fake getting a text calling me home.
2) I'd pick 'em up, shrug and say "Wow, the diet's really working. New ones, coming right up." I'm in the mall, after all, right? Smile, put 'em in my pocket/purse and keep walking. Always assume somebody's watching, even if you don't see them.
 
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80sFan

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1) I'm not an animal lover, so no way would I eat off dog dishes, especially if they were only hand washed...but seriously, who only has 2 dishes?

2) Why would my panties fall down??? I can't even imagine that scenario lol.
 
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Grandpa said:
What everyone else said. Well.....

exceptexceptexceptexceptexcept........

What if the "unsuspecting" coworker was someone that you yourself despised? Along with everyone else? The quintessential pointy-haired boss from Dilbert, the "Yeah..." boss from Office Space, the Burke from Aliens, the overly officious/gossipy/meddlesome coworker that we've all come to know and revile? Certainly, we've all had someone where we thought to ourselves (because we can't think to anyone else), "I'd love to drop some Ex-Lax into his/her hot chocolate someday."

Does that change your calculus? Temper your moral indignation?
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No.
 
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PatInTheHat

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I've eaten out of a hubcap before (hey it was cleaned, and readily available off my '72 VW), so sharin' the finer china with Fido ain't nothin' for me to get all uppity about:biggrin2:.
Now as for All Bloomers On Deck Betty, I'm thinkin' I would probably hafta ask something like, 'Holy droopy drawers just how much panty lube you been swillin':rolleyes:?'
That or give major kudos and props for thinkin' to wear her big girl panties to the mall...well they scare the hell outta me, I should get me a pair for just in case I find myself headin' out to one:eek:
 
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Pucker

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I suppose I would intervene simply because it's a weak, passive aggressive approach.

This would be a good place to channel Vizini:

"Only a great fool would drink what he had been given. Are you a great fool?"

Something like that.
 
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do1you9love?

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1) I would eat out of the washed dishes but I certainly understand those who wouldn't.
2) I would reach down, pick them up and stuff them in my pocket while turning red, give a quick giggle and move on.

This type of thing has sort of happened to me years ago. Washed my clothes at boyfriend's house. Went to boyfriend's softball game. Got chilly while talking to friends. Put on my sweatshirt and a clean pair of undies fell out of my sleeve onto the ground. Yep, everyone saw them. At least they were clean.:rolleyes:
 
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