Laughed too hard at this!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't mind getting shots, but I don't know if I could give them. I'd probably make sure I got a good stick and put the needle right into some bone.
First one awake, first one in the commode, gargle mouthwash while I wizz, flush, wash hands, spit, get out. Allow everyone else their "go and get ready", as I make their breakfast, then it is my time to get ready as they eat. That's how it has been for years.
I want to know how big your water heater is.....
...you gargle in the commode???...where in tarnation do you wash up-the birdbath????
Well, visiting the throne, washing my hands, brushing my teeth, touching up the goatee, washing my face, putting on my cologne... Eh, twenty minutes. Unless it's the hershey squirts. In which case I bring a Kindle or laptop to keep me company.
I'm a night shower-er so there's never an issue with the hot water.
I'm a night shower-er so there's never an issue with the hot water.
Next to impossible to do, but keep trying.
It's a big one. But the third person who showers complains of no hot water half way through.
Women take a while in the shower shaving legs, shampooing and conditioning the hair and over all body poof showering.
When my daughter, Karen started giving me my injections, she thought I was a dart board..
My bathroom time depends on what I am doing in there. A typical wee, shower, toothbrush and hair combo will take approx 25 minutes. Any extras will take longer.
Because I'm worth it.
Because I'm worth it.
I, Sir, r no dummies, I use the roll on method of delivery. No hands, Ma!
