Get Homer a girlfriend. He seems to have a little bit of pent-up energy.
It's So Cold That.............
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Do they like to hang theirs heads out the window like my dog?
Do the folks at the bank drive-thru give them a fishy treat instead of a little dog bone?
No silly. They get a lolly pop.
That sounds like one of those new-fangled luxury items for wussies.
JK, no we don't have any of those here. All the parking garages (the 2 or 3 that we have) are street level or above-ground and exposed to the elements.Or quicker, just take a towel with you and open each door and wipe the seals.
That would require getting out of the car in the cold.
Most likely I'll leave it outside to get the majority of the road grime off (I can't even read my rear license plate, there's so much dirt on it) and then pull it into the garage. My partner just loves it when I do that and puddles and rivulets form on the garage floor. Depending on my mood, either my cranky response is that it wouldn't be a problem if the effing garage wasn't so bleeping cluttered with his sh....stuff or if I'm feeling charitable, I'll just leave it outside for a while to drip dry as long as it stays warm.
Do you hold it for them? Or can they manage with those flippers?
Ms. Mod you could bring your car to Foxboro on Sat. Night. The tears of 80,000 Patriots fans will get it clean I would think.
I'm not even planning to watch it on TV, let alone drive 4 hours each way! Beyond that I'm not going to say anything to jinx them. It's going to be a tough enough game as it is.
It is actually pretty warm today compared to what it has been. Today is 25F yesterday was 1F. so why today I have no idea. But slider opens now.
...that I tried to warm up by catching a grease-filled frying pan on fire...while frying fish! 
It's so cold I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
sorry if this is a repeat, I didn't check the entire list of comments.
sorry if this is a repeat, I didn't check the entire list of comments.
Uh-oh.....how bad are the burns?...that I tried to warm up by catching a grease-filled frying pan on fire...while frying fish!
It's so cold that Miley Cyrus is actually wearing sweatpants and a sweater!
Not bad. I got it put out quickly.
PATRIOTS BASHER!!!!!!
That's good news.....if you have an aloe plant, break off a chunk and squeeze the stuff on your skin
