Promise not to laugh at me....
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And they're not like a sleepingbag. You sleep inside a sleeping bag, you sleep under these things. If you feel like sticking a foot out for air you can do that and no problem.
You're not gonna pour blood over me, are you...??? That would really disturb my sleep!!!!
SwiftDogs prefer fuzzy blankets. And I've also never heard of a sleeping sheet!
Hey Kurben, do you want to know what the trick is ? You start with the sleeping sheet inside out, you put your arms through the hole and you reach for the bottom corners with each hand. Once you've done that, with your hands still in the sleeping sheet you hold the duvet by the bottom corners and hold them through the sheet then you cover it with the sheet which then will be in the right way and shake it until it covers the duvet.
And if you want to make sure the duvet doesn't move once it's on you can also align the opposite corners once you've done that. Good luck for next time!
And if you want to make sure the duvet doesn't move once it's on you can also align the opposite corners once you've done that. Good luck for next time!
It only goes to show that you are behind in the sleeping department over there.....
I know that trick. And thought i had used it. .... Only goes to show that you must be concentrated whaytever you do i guess......
I guess, but I always focus when I do that bit, it's such a pain to do again! 
OK, i put forward a bowl of water in the corner.....Let sleeping SwiftDogs lie! We are creatures of habit
OK, that might win me over. Gotta stick a foot out now and then for temp regulation!
Thanks Kurben I didn't dare say it
I'd ask you if he sleeps under sheets and a blanketWell, what if I tell you I have a pet dodo in the back yard? Not really!
But, of course!Thanks Kurben I didn't dare say it
I'd ask you if he sleeps under sheets and a blanket
Sounds very very complicated. Will need manual.
No kidding. I'd fall asleep before I'd figure all that out.
Hold the duvet by each corner, utilizing fingers AND toes for maximum gripping, while slipping head through the BOTTOM HOLE (you dare not use the top one), twist body at hip one half-quarter turn using teeth to peel down the cowl-flap until it rests over the eyelids. Hold position for approximately fifteen minutes trying NOT to breathe and listening to the soft, hypnotic groaning of Leonard Cohen as the Valium takes effect.
Grasp sheet. It must be 1/4" folded over, bottom may have a tolerance up to 1/8"
Gently fold over your body while your left knee is bent at a 45 degree angle. This is the most important thing. Knee must be at 45
Turn holding sheet with one finger raised at 90 degees
Using middle finger may cause bad dreams.
Gently fold over your body while your left knee is bent at a 45 degree angle. This is the most important thing. Knee must be at 45
Turn holding sheet with one finger raised at 90 degees
Using middle finger may cause bad dreams.