Sacrilege! The tomato is the true fruit of the gods. Without the tomato there would be no pizza, spaghetti, BLT’s, Manhattan Clam Chowder... In other words “hell on earth.”O, the tomato, evil fruit of nastiness.
To look upon thine insides is to
gaze upon the larval stage of a thousand flies
How I hate thee, O tomato
for thy taste and smell maketh
me puketh.
Can't handle the tomato route.
I guess I'll have to stink (eth).