Returning to the forums

[DiO'Bolic]

Ummm, could we not mention skunks...everagain?

I’ll try, but I can’t vouch for what Out of Odor will do when he returns.

 

[Sundrop]

Ummm, could we not mention skunks...everagain?

It's DiO's fault.....he's the one asking for a name change.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

It's DiO's fault.....he's the one asking for a name change.

Ratting me out once again, eh?

(no mention of skunks in the making of this posting... Oh, wait.)

 

[Sundrop]

Ratting me out once again, eh?

(no mention of skunks in the making of this posting... Oh, wait.)

I'll plead the 5th......

Spoiler

....and what's that smell?

 

[Debbie913]

Welcome back! Hope you enjoy your return.

 

[mal]

Hello. Some say you can't go home again but the prodigal always returns. Welcome, mal.

 

[king family fan]

 

[Tery]

Welcome Back!

 

[GNTLGNT]

...the OP will be SO thrilled to be back!....we are an oasis of normalcy in a desert of chaos.......incidentally, anyone know a good skunk-herder?....

 

[Sundrop]

...the OP will be SO thrilled to be back!....we are an oasis of normalcy in a desert of chaos.......incidentally, anyone know a good skunk-herder?....

I think Danie is pretty adept at it.......

 

[danie]

I think Danie is pretty adept at it.......

...the OP will be SO thrilled to be back!....we are an oasis of normalcy in a desert of chaos.......incidentally, anyone know a good skunk-herder?....

If I were adept at it, I wouldn't smell this way.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

Hello and Welcome (back) to SKMB

 

[blunthead]

Ummm, could we not mention skunks...everagain?

I used to walk my dog without a leash (I know, believe me). One night he got into a sk...he got into one of them. At first I wondered why he was rolling frantically all over someone's lawn. Then I noticed sinus-wise something going wrong with the atmosphere. Then an ominous something expanded and descended on the city. I rushed home and put my poor dog in the basement; I had no idea what else to do.

The next day my boss (who may've perceived something) said that sometimes bathing your dog or self in tomato juice, then vinegar, then tomato juice, then vinegar, etc, can help. I think it was months before my dog's head quit stinking.

 

[Sundrop]

If I were adept at it, I wouldn't smell this way.

Have you tried bathing in tomato juice?

 

[Neesy]

Welcome back whoever you were.

(Hmmm... that one-time username change is kinda interesting. Let’s see... will it be Phlegm or Curd or Maggot or Fester or Mucus or Lugubrious or... )

Smegma?

 

[Neesy]

I might be mistaken, but I think Adonis might already be taken.

or..... Adonis - yeah - that sounds better than Smegma

 

[Neesy]

Welcome Back Reap the Knee!

 

[danie]

I used to walk my dog without a leash (I know, believe me). One night he got into a sk...he got into one of them. At first I wondered why he was rolling frantically all over someone's lawn. Then I noticed sinus-wise something going wrong with the atmosphere. Then an ominous something expanded and descended on the city. I rushed home and put my poor dog in the basement; I had no idea what else to do.

The next day my boss (who may've perceived something) said that sometimes bathing your dog or self in tomato juice, then vinegar, then tomato juice, then vinegar, etc, can help. I think it was months before my dog's head quit stinking.

Have you tried bathing in tomato juice?

O, the tomato, evil fruit of nastiness.
To look upon thine insides is to
gaze upon the larval stage of a thousand flies
How I hate thee, O tomato
for thy taste and smell maketh
me puketh.

Can't handle the tomato route.
I guess I'll have to stink (eth).

 

[DiO'Bolic]

or..... Adonis - yeah - that sounds better than Smegma

Even Amoebic Dysentery sounds better then Smegma.

 

[EMARX]

Skunk spray contains an oil and if you can clean it before it dries, all should be good. If not......