I always hold the notes I receive up to the light, in defiance.
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I always hold the notes I receive up to the light, in defiance.
...he and I are kindred spirits....just like if somebody asks for my ID, I reply-"the real or the fake one?"......On the rare occasion we are using cash to pay for something and if a clerk checks a bill, my husband always says, "I just printed that one this morning. What do you think?"
It always gets a laugh.
Yep, yep. I just know the two of you would hit it off!...he and I are kindred spirits....just like if somebody asks for my ID, I reply-"the real or the fake one?"......
Oh my!!
I saw a tiny bit of this on the news, but not the whole thing. She is so tickled! I love it. The simple choices, indeed.
The last time I was at till the cashier said 'I bet you live by yourself'..I said 'what, because of all the beer and microwave meals?'...She said 'Nobecause you're an ugly bugger!!!
I know, it's an old joke
I know this is the wrong thread, like I'm going to let that stop me, but , I use the self serve tills to get the 'F OFF's' out if my system at the beginning of a working day.Wine and cheese doodles. Did you forget the cat food?
Told ya, I don't have a cat.... yet
my life
I assume you have them over there? I usually go at about 7am, when there's only skeleton staff (insert joke here Scott) . If the machine starts playing up halfway through I just move my stuff to another till. The staff don't seem to like this. I once left all my stuff on the conveyor belt and went and got all the same stuff from the shelves and started again.
This made my morning Nottie! She was so tickled it made me belly laugh! She's right about the simple joys. It's all about not overlooking stupid sh!t when searching for a source of joy. OMG I loves her.Ok, fess up. Gotta be one of us.
Who did this?
AyeIt was a deliberate response to your spelling of 'chein' (sic) . Bet you look forward to Satan delivering your presents every Christmas, Neesy?
If I've been to a salad bar, I like to stuff lettuce in the wallet. Try paying with lettuce. They gimme the oddest look, then break out laughing....he and I are kindred spirits....just like if somebody asks for my ID, I reply-"the real or the fake one?"......
They check 20s here, because they're the going thing for local counterfeiters. With all the watermarking, etc., I can't see how the risk is worth the reward and work anymore.You know, I was thinking that if I could counterfeit cash, I'd do small bills that no one checks. Twenties or maybe tens. Yes I have thought about it too.
Sounds like fun - how cool that you found something 3000 years old!I have returned! My vacation is over. The beer was good and i discovered a 3000 year old grave in the woods. OH, right we did empty the house too..... . They took everything, even the beds, so the last night i slept on the floor . I had a mattrass and some blankets. The trouble was not sleeping but getting up to a standing position again in the Morning. The knees had something to say about that (they did not like it). Otherwise a good time was had by all.
Its called bronzeage in sweden. The graves then were rather typical and easy to see a difference from graves both before and after.Sounds like fun - how cool that you found something 3000 years old!
You vacation in graveyards? I want to party with you, dude.I have returned! My vacation is over. The beer was good and i discovered a 3000 year old grave in the woods. OH, right we did empty the house too..... . They took everything, even the beds, so the last night i slept on the floor . I had a mattrass and some blankets. The trouble was not sleeping but getting up to a standing position again in the Morning. The knees had something to say about that (they did not like it). Otherwise a good time was had by all.