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Doc Creed

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This is embarrassing. Okay...today, at work, accidentally nail-gunned my freakin ankle! Right into my heel bone, all the way, through my pant leg, through my shoe and sock, and into my foot. Yeesh, I feel like such an idiot. Had my finger on the trigger, like a dunce, and, while walking fast across the big upper work table upon which we build our trusses, the backward swing of my leg caught the barrel of the nail gun and WHAM! Didn't even hurt at first, thought maybe it was a misfire. But after a couple steps, I knew I'd nailed my damn foot.

Supervisor took me to Med Stat. X-ray showed the nail (three inch nail with those danged barbed copper wires!) inside my heel bone. Doc sent me to the orthopedic unit, where another doctor made an appointment to have the nail pulled tomorrow morning at six am. Gonna put me to sleep first, thankfully...at first I thought they were just gonna yank it out then and there, no numbing agents, no painkillers...but no. Doc gimme scripts for antibiotics, and, thank god, some decent pain meds, and sent me home.

So yeah, I'm sitting at home now with a nail still all the way in my foot. Meds helping with the pain...somewhat. Yeesh, my freaking luck lately! Got fresh scars from my motor bike accident, which happened almost exactly a month ago, and now this happy crappy. Someone have a voodoo doll of me? Or am I simply my worst enemy?

Go ahead, folks...laugh it up. Heh heh. Is kinda funny...at least now that the pain meds have kicked in.
Glad the pain killers I wrote you are working, lol. Don't walk under any ladders (or climb them, for that matter), pet any stray dogs or raccoons, do any household projects, or otherwise leave the safety of your domicile. If you see any black cats...just assume they've returned from the dead and lock your door. Lol.
 

ghost19

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Well, luckily I'll be unconscious when they do it.

The first doctor was actually considering pulling it right away--without any kind of numbing agents or pain killers. He opened a drawer and showed me his 'instruments'--a simple pair of regular pliers, a needle nose pair, and some clippers--all of em rusty as hell! I was like, huh? Then he decided he'd better X-ray my foot, and when he saw the nail was in the bone, he sent me to the orthopedic unit. Yeesh, and he was one goofy, beady eyed weirdo, who sounded like he'd been indulging in his own medication. I was glad to be shut of HIM.

You should have the doctor play a soundtrack of pulling an old nail out of wood with the claw end of the hammer while they take the nail out. You know, that dull, squeaking, almost a low scream type sound??;) You did say you already took the pain meds, correct;)
 

GNTLGNT

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You should have the doctor play a soundtrack of pulling an old nail out of wood with the claw end of the hammer while they take the nail out. You know, that dull, squeaking, almost a low scream type sound??;) You did say you already took the pain meds, correct;)
...you are a sad, sick little man....and that's why I love you....
 

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Oh no muskrat ! That's going to be painful coming out. Glad they are knocking you out.

Today was a good day, mostly. It certainly wasn't bad in any sort of way. I have to have a confrontation tomorrow, but I'm going to practice those body language tips from the TED talk and I'll be super cool and powerful, yet kind and compassionate. It'll be great. Great way to end a week. Better than starting it that way. It would make a horrible Monday.
 

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This place needs a Freaked/Weirded Out thread.

Feeling a bit freaked out. An older married couple I've known for decades just passed away within three days of each other. When I went to look up the obituaries learned the man who just did such a wonderful job trimming my trees also passed away! He was younger than I am! This was a guy who would hang 60 feet in the air harnessed to a tree limb with a rope and passed away in his sleep! Also just got a mystery gift and a phantom phone call. Phantom calls are common on the land lines here but this was to my cell phone!
 

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Oh hell yeah. Just took a couple more, as a matter of fact. They help...some. Measly little Norcos...but better than nothing. Was surprised to even get those, to tell the truth. Doctors around here are freakin stingy with the painkillers.
They've cracked down here, too. But when someone is obviously in pain and in an emergency I think it calls for an appropriate medication. Norcos is a joke. No wonder you are taking them like M&Ms. I think Vicodin, Oxycontin, or something comparable is perfectly reasonable in your situation if given in a short supply. Doctors are basically punishing legitimate patients in need because of the pill popping epidemic. It ticks me off.
No wonder people are buying and selling weed and harder drugs on the street. I don't blame them one bit.
Yeah, doctors are being pressured by the DEA but there has to be compassion and reason, as well.
 

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They've cracked down here, too. But when someone is obviously in pain and in an emergency I think it calls for an appropriate medication. Norcos is a joke. No wonder you are taking them like M&Ms. I think Vicodin, Oxycontin, or something comparable is perfectly reasonable in your situation if given in a short supply. Doctors are basically punishing legitimate patients in need because of the pill popping epidemic. It ticks me off.
No wonder people are buying and selling weed and harder drugs on the street. I don't blame them one bit.
Yeah, doctors are being pressured by the DEA but there has to be compassion and reason, as well.

It's ridiculous. After my motor bike wreck (when I smashed my knee, face, and nearly bit my tongue in half) all they gave me was some bunk crap called Ultracet. What a joke, just Tylenol mixed with Tramadol. Useless. And I was in more pain than I am now. I almost hit the streets for some of the good old William Burroughs stuff, but didn't. Don't need to go back down that 'rud, Louis.
 

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Doctors are basically punishing legitimate patients in need because of the pill popping epidemic. It ticks me off.
No wonder people are buying and selling weed and harder drugs on the street. I don't blame them one bit.
Yeah, doctors are being pressured by the DEA but there has to be compassion and reason, as well.

Goddess, don't get me started! They make you pee in a cup every month, if you were clean, you might get a month or two off. But they send the samples out to labs who check for everything! Except MJ, oddly enough.

You must have a "contract" with your doctor. You must get your meds at the same pharmacy, always. You can't get any replacements if you should happen to spill or lose them. Gotta go in every month to be seen.

And do you think the DEA pays for all these extra office visits and pee tests? Oh, hell no! The lab tests cost in the range of $400, the office visits are $200; to just say, "yeah, it's the same" and get your 'scrip.

Yeah, it ticks me off, too, Doc. :mad2:
 

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Goddess, don't get me started! They make you pee in a cup every month, if you were clean, you might get a month or two off. But they send the samples out to labs who check for everything! Except MJ, oddly enough.

You must have a "contract" with your doctor. You must get your meds at the same pharmacy, always. You can't get any replacements if you should happen to spill or lose them. Gotta go in every month to be seen.

And do you think the DEA pays for all these extra office visits and pee tests? Oh, hell no! The lab tests cost in the range of $400, the office visits are $200; to just say, "yeah, it's the same" and get your 'scrip.

Yeah, it ticks me off, too, Doc. :mad2:
I haven't shared my story here but suffice it to say, for now, that I went through this hell with doctors for ten years. Everything you mentioned and more. I took them exactly as prescribed but still was a nervous wreck because of the fear of being accused of selling them or God knows what. In fact, I was actually brought in once and accused of having morphine in my blood, which was a damned lie! I was livid. At this point, I asked to be weeded off everything. I finally went to a treatment facility and was cleaned out of all meds. I hated being at the mercy of these sanctimonious, heartless doctors and treated like a meth addict on a monthly basis. Yes, I've been there. My heart goes out to all of the sincere chronic pain sufferers. The healthcare system is getting worse, not better.
Before I had the gumption to get off my meds I asked my doctor to explain why things were so dire and regimented? He just shrugged and smugly said, "Welcome to socialism."
 

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This is embarrassing. Okay...today, at work, accidentally nail-gunned my freakin ankle! Right into my heel bone, all the way, through my pant leg, through my shoe and sock, and into my foot. Yeesh, I feel like such an idiot. Had my finger on the trigger, like a dunce, and, while walking fast across the big upper work table upon which we build our trusses, the backward swing of my leg caught the barrel of the nail gun and WHAM! Didn't even hurt at first, thought maybe it was a misfire. But after a couple steps, I knew I'd nailed my damn foot.

Supervisor took me to Med Stat. X-ray showed the nail (three inch nail with those danged barbed copper wires!) inside my heel bone. Doc sent me to the orthopedic unit, where another doctor made an appointment to have the nail pulled tomorrow morning at six am. Gonna put me to sleep first, thankfully...at first I thought they were just gonna yank it out then and there, no numbing agents, no painkillers...but no. Doc gimme scripts for antibiotics, and, thank god, some decent pain meds, and sent me home.

So yeah, I'm sitting at home now with a nail still all the way in my foot. Meds helping with the pain...somewhat. Yeesh, my freaking luck lately! Got fresh scars from my motor bike accident, which happened almost exactly a month ago, and now this happy crappy. Someone have a voodoo doll of me? Or am I simply my worst enemy?

Go ahead, folks...laugh it up. Heh heh. Is kinda funny...at least now that the pain meds have kicked in.

OUCH!!
 

Tery

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Thankfully, I have a great doctor. Otherwise I would go crazy. I am not an addictive personality.... don't have that gene (they found it a few years ago), thank goodness. When I went into the hospital last year, I went off my 15/mg per day time-release morphine with nary a withdrawal. I have Vicodin now, but can go with one a day sometimes none. But there are other days (like today; damned rain) where I follow the prescribed 4/day. Thank my parents for that, I guess.

In any case, as you say, being treated like you're an addicted and/or dealer is humiliating and maddening. I don't think I'll ever be able to function without some form of pain killer because of my damned feet so I really wish this madness would stop. :(
 

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Thankfully, I have a great doctor. Otherwise I would go crazy. I am not an addictive personality.... don't have that gene (they found it a few years ago), thank goodness. When I went into the hospital last year, I went off my 15/mg per day time-release morphine with nary a withdrawal. I have Vicodin now, but can go with one a day sometimes none. But there are other days (like today; damned rain) where I follow the prescribed 4/day. Thank my parents for that, I guess.

In any case, as you say, being treated like you're an addicted and/or dealer is humiliating and maddening. I don't think I'll ever be able to function without some form of pain killer because of my damned feet so I really wish this madness would stop. :(
I agree 100%.
 

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Just give me the good old Victorian age, wherein you could get a nice big bottle of Laudanum without a prescription.

Anyhoo...here in about an hour I gotta go get put under so the doc can yank this damn nail outta my ankle. Yeesh, sounds like I'm some kinda big wuss, but it seems they can't numb my foot (like they did my face and tongue when I got the stitches), so it's either that or...ouch! So yeah, sure...knock me out.

Then on the way home I'll probably get attacked by a pack of rabid weasels. S'way the old Muskie luck has been lately. Spell that kinda luck B. A. D....always in, always bad.

Or the doc will simply say, sorry mister muskrat, but that foot is gonna have to come off...

Blech.
 

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Just give me the good old Victorian age, wherein you could get a nice big bottle of Laudanum without a prescription.

Anyhoo...here in about an hour I gotta go get put under so the doc can yank this damn nail outta my ankle. Yeesh, sounds like I'm some kinda big wuss, but it seems they can't numb my foot (like they did my face and tongue when I got the stitches), so it's either that or...ouch! So yeah, sure...knock me out.

Then on the way home I'll probably get attacked by a pack of rabid weasels. S'way the old Muskie luck has been lately. Spell that kinda luck B. A. D....always in, always bad.

Or the doc will simply say, sorry mister muskrat, but that foot is gonna have to come off...

Blech.
There is no shame in being knocked out

If you were up here in Canada you would have been taken to Emerg then prioritized as an E1 to get that dang nail out ASAP!

This is your heel/Achilles tendon area we are talking about? That is pretty important - don't want to end up with a permanent disability and limited mobility

Best of luck with the surgery - here are some virtual flowers in advance:

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GNTLGNT

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Just give me the good old Victorian age, wherein you could get a nice big bottle of Laudanum without a prescription.

Anyhoo...here in about an hour I gotta go get put under so the doc can yank this damn nail outta my ankle. Yeesh, sounds like I'm some kinda big wuss, but it seems they can't numb my foot (like they did my face and tongue when I got the stitches), so it's either that or...ouch! So yeah, sure...knock me out.

Then on the way home I'll probably get attacked by a pack of rabid weasels. S'way the old Muskie luck has been lately. Spell that kinda luck B. A. D....always in, always bad.

Or the doc will simply say, sorry mister muskrat, but that foot is gonna have to come off...

Blech.
....well that's horse dung!....they could do a regional nerve block....hell, when my old man broke his leg-that's what he got, numb from butt down....and he WATCHED them pound the IM nail into his leg. He was fascinated......
 
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