Secret Santa 2016

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DiO'Bolic

DiO'Bolic

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I gots me skimom2.

(hope I didn't spend too much)

First off…
I got you a 2 acre established vegetable and flower garden…

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Second…

It comes with pond and gazebo for relaxing and reading in tranquility…

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Thridly…

And a little something to get back and forth to your garden…

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And lastly…

Alas, the only down side is no bathroom facilities. But I couldn’t let you go empty-handed… so here’s a Port-A-Potty with sink thrown into the mix. ;)
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Happy Holidays!

Ooops, almost forgot…
I forgot to mention it also comes with an impressive underground bunker in order to ride out the ensuing apocalypse resulting from the Trump victory...

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:)
 
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Dana Jean

Dana Jean

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For cat in a bag who wanted to play:

Close to yellowstone:

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I send you these twice a week:

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and you need this:

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Something nice:

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and to place in your yard. He'll look fantastic at your getaway:
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I hope you have a wonderful xmas with your family and friends. A happy season to you!

Love,

Dana Jean
 
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Dana Jean

Dana Jean

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For Out of Order, who also wanted to play:

First, I saw where you were really wanting one of these:

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This is better:

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You love this:

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Your drivers license photo:

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One of these because you will be inside with the above drinks:

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You need this:

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Staffed with these people:

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And all of this so you don't have to worry:

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and of course, no Christmas is complete without this:



A very happy season for you and yours Out of Order! Merry Christmas!
 
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do1you9love?

do1you9love?

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Dana Jean said:
Thank you niro and misery chastain loves co. for getting this going.

do1you9love? -- I still look forward to the New Year celebration of this if you are still up to doing it? Gifts for the coming year!
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Thanks, I think so. A big fat, Goodbye 2016 party sounds pretty fun! Now, I must shop for my giftee. Wasn't expecting y'all to be so speedy! ;-D
 
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FlakeNoir

FlakeNoir

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Dana Jean said:
Okay then, I will start this off. This was an easy one to buy for.

To my lovely friend, Flakey.

First off, unlimited this:

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Because you won this:

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Someplace to live:

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Because you will need it for these:

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To get around:

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and something a little more fun:

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To keep you healthy:

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Of course you must have

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A trip

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Something for fun:

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Almost forgot!

I want you to have one of these after all your hard work-outs above:

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I wish you the most beautiful Christmas Flakers. Filled with love and laughter, good friends and family and I hope your 2017 is a magical year!

Love,

Dana Jean
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Oh my lord, girl... you made me laugh so hard at some of these... and 'awwww' big time, and drool.
(btw, I was sitting here eating a cream doughnut, yes, one of your favourites... while reading this. All the while my Fitbit is flashing at me to get off my arse and move. :laugh: (just kidding, got my 10,000 in already, busy day today!)
That gym is going to come in handy, because those chocolates are in serious danger, I tell you! :biggrin2:

Girl... the Ewan pic (and blurb) made me laugh so hard. And yes, I do so solemnly swear to protect the herd, absolutely. Your room will always be made up and waiting for you, btw. (I might just need to kick Charlie or Ewan out first... or not, whatever. :rofl: )

Holy sh1t... I am going to have soooo much fun. To say that you know me... is the understatement of the year. I'm so glad I have you in my life and it's not just 'cause of all the kickass presents either... ;;D
You are such a big part of my life and I thank you for it. :love:

Well done my Deejers.... thank you from the bottom of my little Kiwi heart. :biglove: Merry Christmas! xox
 
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Dana Jean

Dana Jean

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FlakeNoir said:
Oh my lord, girl... you made me laugh so hard at some of these... and 'awwww' big time, and drool.
(btw, I was sitting here eating a cream doughnut, yes, one of your favourites... while reading this. All the while my Fitbit is flashing at me to get off my arse and move. :laugh: (just kidding, got my 10,000 in already, busy day today!)
That gym is going to come in handy, because those chocolates are in serious danger, I tell you! :biggrin2:

Girl... the Ewan pic (and blurb) made me laugh so hard. And yes, I do so solemnly swear to protect the herd, absolutely. Your room will always be made up and waiting for you, btw. (I might just need to kick Charlie or Ewan out first... or not, whatever. :rofl: )

Holy sh1t... I am going to have soooo much fun. To say that you know me... is the understatement of the year. I'm so glad I have you in my life and it's not just 'cause of all the kickass presents either... ;;D
You are such a big part of my life and I thank you for it. :love:

Well done my Deejers.... thank you from the bottom of my little Kiwi heart. :biglove: Merry Christmas! xox
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