Total eclipse of the heart

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Dana Jean

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Too late! I'm coming! I may swing down and pick up Sundrop on the way! :biglove:
Okay. Since he went and invited ya'all, we will take you in. But remember,

1. Tamara's his girl.
2. I'm first b*tch
3. Remember the following and all will be well.

"Your clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Dana Jean, head b*tch and floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in... the box."
 
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do1you9love?

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Okay. Since he went and invited ya'all, we will take you in. But remember,

1. Tamara's his girl.
2. I'm first b*tch
3. Remember the following and all will be well.

"Your clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in... the box."
:rofl:
 

Dana Jean

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Well, you got the signal right, make sure that 2nd honk is loud and clear..one honk only and I'm coming out blazing...lmao....those zombies can get pretty tricky....
But don't worry too much -- he'll trip "into something" and we'll just hear a slo mo --- arrrgggghhhh -- as he shoots one of his raccoons eating his crappy dinner failures.
 

kingricefan

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In spite of all the hoorah about it, I completely blanked out on trying to get the right glasses to view the eclipse. I think it was because I had it in my head we weren't in the path but turns out we'll have about 50-60% of the full eclipse. Will at least get to experience some of the darkness. I did see the one in 1963 so not a complete loss as far as total eclipses go.
Stay away from anyone named Delores.......;-D
 

do1you9love?

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Oh, he doesn't know anything about this. There's a new b*tch in town and she's layin' down the law and wrangling you minion b*tches into place!
Good luck with that! ;-D
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