"What do you mean? I'm Stephen King!!!!!"
Best sarcastic response when someone sees my Stephen King book collection?
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"No, they're all Dean Koontz novels-and I was ashamed, so I hid them under King dust jackets...thanks for exposing my dirty little secret!"
"I'm making extra money renting my apartment out as a storage unit. Nothing in here is really mine. I roll out a sleeping bag and sleep on the floor."
What in tarnation do ya mean by this here???...channeling yer inner PITH huh?.....
Actually this wall of books just hides the entrance to my meth lab....
A voice told me "if you read them king will come". So i figured what the hell id liked to meet the guy so i went ahead and got started.
Never heard of him.....the books came with the house.
'Yes, I do and when you finish reading that book on manners and etiquette I just might let you borrow one. Not!'
I'm not really into leather. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
...you gotta buy a weenie first, before I'll 'fess up..(loaded statement of the day).....What in tarnation do ya mean by this here???
" no.. I don't like Stephen King.. I throw them away every day and they keep coming back"
If someone is actually dim enough to ask me if I read Stephen King I usually, how did those get here?!
damn dog must have brought them back in.
They were my ex girlfriend's and she left them here - sometimes I go through and smell the pages and imagine her hands on the pages.
Hmm actually, I think I come off worse in the response.
Hmm actually, I think I come off worse in the response.
" No.. I don't know how to read... I like to sit and touch them.. sometimes they talk to me" " want a balloon?"
"Do they make me look smart?"
Exactly what I was thinking!
"No, I don't like Stephen King. But the babes do."