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"Pull my finger."
Sadly, Norman was the most normal one in the family.
Here at the USPS we aim to please....
Oh my, what a big barrel you have....
*cough* [American accent--barely recognisable]
"Something tells me he might be compensating for sumthin'!"
Go ahead try to stick those bills in here.If yous UPS for it do it,I double barrel dare you.
"Dear Resident: It's ok if you mail your gun registration in this time."
Go ahead,pull my finger!
He totally looks like a girl!
That's a he?! Just kidding.He totally looks like a girl!
Take the towels