♫ "Janie's got a gun...
Janie's got a gun..." ♫
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♫ "Janie's got a gun...
Shotgun wedding... A case of wife or death.
'Honey Girl, we are here to make sure that the boy that done knocked you up is the marrying type.'
'The Real Housewives Of Trinity, Texas'
" 'Ladies, could you direct me to the Holiday Inn? (...so glad I didn't wear the tuxedo today...)' ".
Madge, have you been playing with the ice cubes again?"I've been waiting Seven Years for that Itch to be scratched."
"Do you really want me to tattoo "JFK WAS HERE"?
Madge, have you been playing with the ice cubes again?
"Do you really want me to tattoo "JFK WAS HERE"?
'Once I get this dress off of you I'm going to see if you're a true blond.'
'I told you Mickey Rooney wasn't hiding back there!'
"Mom! Get off the toilet, I gotta go!".
"They legalized recreational catnip, yes!"
'I luvs you this much!'