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[kingricefan]

"Crunch."

Dad took the whole 'play and act like a kid' idea to a whole 'nuther level.......

 

[blunthead]

Spoiler

 

[kingricefan]

Spoiler

Silly humans aren't the only species that can break dance!

 

[FlakeNoir]

♫ "Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat

Yo, I told you (you can't touch this)" ♫

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Spoiler

Look ma! No thorax.

 

[Kitten]

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!!

 

[kingricefan]

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!!

'I Vant to suck your blood!'

 

[Neesy]

I save a lot of money on makeup this way

 

[blunthead]

 

[blunthead]

"She takes her hand off of the turkey or she loses it at the wrist."

 

[FlakeNoir]

*English accent

"I swear, Bridget... I am so hungry, I could eat the whole bird! Oh ha ha ha ha ha!"

 

[blunthead]

"Thanx for letting me borrow your apron."

 

[fushingfeef]

Lizzy Borden and her parents in happier times.

 

[fushingfeef]

"After our daughter is asleep, tonight we'll play "stuff the turkey"."

 

[fushingfeef]

Sometimes you can get too much bang for your buck.

 

[kingricefan]

'Officer, I truly don't know what got into me. After I was done carving the turkey I just couldn't make myself stop cutting things...'

 

[kingricefan]

Before and after.

 

[Lily Sawyer]

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Field hockey was not intended to be played indoors with axes.

 

[Neesy]

Sometimes you can get too much bang for your buck.

 

[Neesy]