Crossed-Eyed Breasts.

[Dana Jean]

Did you remind him that you have a will and that you're more than happy to unburden him of any family responsibilities related to it?

No, I just laughed. And then examined my boobs for splayed teatedness.

 

[blunthead]

Yes, boobs have to be aligned and adjusted so everything is pointing in the right direction, or at least the same direction. I have been told I have splayed teats.

One synonym of "splayed" is "ungainly". Ooohhh...

 

[FlakeNoir]

No, I just laughed. And then examined my boobs for splayed teatedness.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Wait, is this kind of like dressing to the left or right for guys?

 

[Dana Jean]

Wait, is this kind of like dressing to the left or right for guys?

yes

 

[swiftdog2.0]

yes

I promise I will not splay off on a tangent now that I have this information.........

 

[Sigmund]

Wait, is this kind of like dressing to the left or right for guys?

yes

Thank you.

Peace.

 

[Ebdim9th]

A collection of the very breast of Siggy's threads is what we need...

 

[blunthead]

Wait, is this kind of like dressing to the left or right for guys?

No. Cross-eyed boobs are a problem gender-unique.

 

[blunthead]

 

[Sigmund]

( .)(. )

I had a friend who said, "Oh, yeah, I just loved getting old. My bra size was suddenly 42 Long."

Ha!

When I hit 40 my friends asked me what's it like.

I told them I now had options. Getting out of the shower and looking at myself in a full view mirror... I could put on my heavy-duty brassier or...just tuck them into trousers /waist line.

(Cut me some slack. I had my right ear irrigated and a boot, a tin can and a a bicycle tire washed out.)

Peace.