For The Love Of Money

Out of Order · May 20, 2014

Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM | The Smoking Gun

HollyGolightly · May 20, 2014

Maybe he's reading too many self help books.

Sundrop · May 20, 2014

Wasn't aware that ATM machines were equipped to take that sort of deposit

Out of Order · May 20, 2014

HollyGolightly said:
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Maybe he's reading too many self help books.

Sundrop said:
Wasn't aware that ATM machines were equipped to take that sort of deposit

Depends on what kind of bank he's making the deposit in.

Bryan James · May 20, 2014

arista · May 20, 2014

I am not sure the ATM was consenting.

kingzeppelin · May 20, 2014

It was a complete misunderstanding, he was just very confused about how to practice the withdrawal method!

Grandpa · May 20, 2014

She radiated an aloof coldness. He tried to gauge her responsiveness, but she seemed to be programmed, almost robotic. He thought he knew her number but try as he might, the buttons he pushed all seemed to be wrong. Finally, he had no choice but to withdraw, unsatisfied.

Walter Oobleck · May 20, 2014

He's just a love machine! lalalalala!

ghost19 · May 20, 2014

He knew how to push all her buttons....

FlakeNoir · May 20, 2014

This line.... "where he allegedly sought to make a 9 PM deposit." :rofl:

Oh my....! :lol:

Spideyman · May 20, 2014

This whole thread belongs in "Jokes". I can't stop laughing.

Walter Oobleck · May 20, 2014

I wonder if it was a "knotty pine" picnic table? You'd think, hey?

FlakeNoir · May 20, 2014

♫ "....You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...

You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh." ♫