I've had two (that I can remember). The first occurred when I joined this website and it shows how insecure I am. Stephen King, his wife, my mother and me are sitting in Mr and Mrs King's kitchen. Everyone looks 30 years younger-except me. The kitchen has brick walls the way they strip it back to the original. There's an old 1910's type stove and one of those old kettles on top. There's a rough wooden table.
'Would you like another cup of tea, Mrs Hammarstrom?' asks Mr King.
'Yes, I really like how you have done your kitchen,' my mother replies.
'Mr King, you know how in the Salem's Lot-'
'Would you like a piece of chocolate cake?' Mrs King asks my mother.
'Oh yes, thank you Tabitha.'
'Mr King, you know in Christine- '
'How long are you staying in Maine?' asks Stephen.
'Oh, about another two weeks.' My mother takes a bite into her cake.
'In the Shining-'
'How's Carl going Melva,' asks Mr King.
'For Christ Sake!' I get out of my chair, go over to the kettle, pick it up, and throw it against the wall.
'Your son is a very immature person.' Mr King says.
'Yes, he's not half the man his father is,' my mother replies.
'You can all go and get ****ed!' I say leaving.
'Would you like another cup of tea, Mrs Hammarstrom?' asks Mr King.
'Yes, I really like how you have done your kitchen,' my mother replies.
'Mr King, you know how in the Salem's Lot-'
'Would you like a piece of chocolate cake?' Mrs King asks my mother.
'Oh yes, thank you Tabitha.'
'Mr King, you know in Christine- '
'How long are you staying in Maine?' asks Stephen.
'Oh, about another two weeks.' My mother takes a bite into her cake.
'In the Shining-'
'How's Carl going Melva,' asks Mr King.
'For Christ Sake!' I get out of my chair, go over to the kettle, pick it up, and throw it against the wall.
'Your son is a very immature person.' Mr King says.
'Yes, he's not half the man his father is,' my mother replies.
'You can all go and get ****ed!' I say leaving.
