SwiftDog really couldn't give two craps about......
The Royal Family and their hang-arounds. Especially Pipa.
The World Cup. The vast majority of the United States doesn't care even if the rest of the world does. Boom! Done!
The President's wife and her thoughts on what I should eat, think or feel.
Joe Biden. What a doofus.
John Kerry. How he got to be Secretary of State is beyond me. I never once voted for the man for anything.
Michael Bloomberg. I had a giant big gulp soda today, Mr Bloomberg! What'cha gonna do about it?!
Aaron Hernandez. Enough already. Get his trial started so they can put him away for life. What a waste.
The self destruction of Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez et al. We all know how the these chid star stories end. Reserve the rehab spots and third rate reality shows now.
The Bachelor, Bachelorette, American Idol, The Voice, Survivor, Big Brother, etc. Quit the dilly-dallying and schedule The Running Man or The Long Walk! I'd watch that!
Trance, Dub-step, Electronica or any other incessant music genre that features the same drum track looped over and over.
Kayne West. SwiftDog doesn't like Kayne!
About keeping up with the Kardashians or any of the other celebutards we are constantly subjected to.
Molly, X, Special K and all the other designer drugs dumba** clubber kids are into. You're going to miss those braincells when you have to get jobs kiddies.
Facebook and all the drama that goes with it. It stopped being cool when everyones parents started using it.......