If Men Had Periods.

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Sigmund

Sigmund

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Good evening.

My students were acting up all day, there is some kind of rodent chewing on my front door and The Walking Dead is pizzing me off. So...I was thinking xD

What if men had periods?

(Don't ask me how I got from having an icky day to wondering If Men Had Periods. Ha!)

Thank you!
 
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not_nadine

not_nadine

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Where is my warm water bottle baby - need it on my back. No, not that one. The one that looks like a sheep. You don't know anything.

Stop it, you are breathing again. Leave me alone. Come back, I need you, I am hungry.


No, not for that! poo. Ice cream, noodles and chocolate mixed in a bowl - Jesus Christ. You don't understand anything.

Put Lifetime on.
 
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Sigmund

Sigmund

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not_nadine said:
Where is my warm water bottle baby - need it on my back. No, not that one. The one that looks like a sheep. You don't know anything.

Stop it, you are breathing again. Leave me alone. Come back, I need you, I am hungry.

No, not for that! poo. Ice cream, noodles and chocolate mixed in a bowl - Jesus Christ. You don't understand anything.

Put Lifetime on.
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Have mercy, Nottie!

Reading your post had me laughing my butt off.

I think I actually ovulated! :upside:
 
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danie

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Lepplady said:
I :love_heart: all our dudes here, but... a man would have one cramp and kill himself.
They have no idea what we go through.
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Even after the sports injuries of jammed fingers, pulled hamstrings, ruptured quadriceps, partially torn rotator/labrum (I never figured it out, but I rehabbed it), and the utter physical defeat of Marine boot camp, no, I didn't have any desire to experience the feeling of the cramps and hormonal swings that the ladies have. And childbirth itself? I listened to Carol Burnett saying it's like you take your lower lip and pull it over your head, and I was there for all three, and no, I don't want to be a part of that, either, except at the coaching and observational end.

But human life is filled with pain. Neither would you ladies enjoy getting a big thwack to the yarbles. Trust me on that, really.
 
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prufrock21

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Meaning they would ovulate and bear children? It happens in a story by Octavia Butler called "Blood Child." With dire consequences. The creator of the universe understands well human nature. Knows the fragility of male egos and endowed women with stamina, resources and strength. My wife reminds me of this all the time.
 
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Lepplady

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prufrock21 said:
Meaning they would ovulate and bear children? It happens in a story by Octavia Butler called "Blood Child." With dire consequences. The creator of the universe understands well human nature. Knows the fragility of male egos and endowed women with stamina, resources and strength. My wife reminds me of this all the time.
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No. We just want 'em to feel the pain. ...I do, anyway.
 
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