If Men Had Periods.

[DiO'Bolic]

It took me ages to finally buy the correct sanitary products for my wife and daughter. Now if all of a sudden it happens to me, I'm all set.

I always hate when I’m asked to pick them up. They tell me what I’m to get at he grocery store, and I stand there for 15 minutes trying to locate what they want from the 600 different offerings. Why there needs to be a 50 foot long aisle, three shelves high, dedicated to all the different female sanitary products is beyond me.

 

[Moderator]

I made the mistake, once, of saying to my wife during one tirade she was making about how men couldn't stand pain as well as women. I said something to the fact of "Does bit^hing about pain more make it easier to endure?"...she started talking to me again a few days later, but I decided then not to verbalize my thoughts as often....

That must have been your day for living on the edge, eh?

 

[Kurben]

Thanks for this thread. Seldom laughed and smiled so much at a very serious subject. You are my heroes, ladies!!!

 

[not_nadine]

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Just so all you gals know, we also get PMS. But with us it’s called Piss & Moan Syndrome.

 

[Lepplady]

Grandma was depressed when menopause started to hit. Now she feels like it's Christmas every month, and thank you, Mother Nature. Of all the detriments that age brings to a body, she actually got one benefit.

I threw a party.

 

[Grandpa]

I always hate when I’m asked to pick them up. They tell me what I’m to get at he grocery store, and I stand there for 15 minutes trying to locate what they want from the 600 different offerings. Why there needs to be a 50 foot long aisle, three shelves high, dedicated to all the different female sanitary products is beyond me.

I had far fewer individuals to worry about, but that was one chore that never bothered me. I usually bought them. Something Grandma was grateful for, but she was always discomfited standing in line while her genitalia paraphernalia traveled down the checkout counter. But yeah, sometimes I could make the brand/model mistake. "I gave up on those two months ago!" "Oh."

 

[kingricefan]

If men had periods it would be the end of civilization. We'd kill everyone. Period.

 

[muskrat]

Makes me think of The Red Tent I quite liked that book

Made me think of Alan Moore's The Curse (Swamp Thing #40). The Pennamaquot women. "The lodge stood upon stilts, that it's dark and sullen female power should not taint the earth."

A female werewolf story I'm sure many of you ladies would dig.

 

[PatInTheHat]

No.

 

[PatInTheHat]

Just, no.

 

[GNTLGNT]

I had far fewer individuals to worry about, but that was one chore that never bothered me. I usually bought them. Something Grandma was grateful for, but she was always discomfited standing in line while her genitalia paraphernalia traveled down the checkout counter. But yeah, sometimes I could make the brand/model mistake. "I gave up on those two months ago!" "Oh."

...I now have a new phrase to use....thanks man!.....we'll see how much clobberin' she can do before I'm out of reach.....

 

[skimom2]

I always hate when I’m asked to pick them up. They tell me what I’m to get at he grocery store, and I stand there for 15 minutes trying to locate what they want from the 600 different offerings. Why there needs to be a 50 foot long aisle, three shelves high, dedicated to all the different female sanitary products is beyond me.

A good (male) friend of mine once told me (He, I, and his wife all worked in the same office), "I don't mind buying tampons--it's obvious they're not for me. It's the 4am pantyhose runs I hate."

 

[jacobtlong]

Imagine being out with your hunting buddies...

You: "Hey, Jim, are you spotting today?"
Jim: "Yeah."
You: "Well, then go over there by that bush with your junk hangin' out. We'll be up in the tree waiting for that bear to come over. Don't worry, we won't miss."

 

[ghost19]

That must have been your day for living on the edge, eh?

I've never been accused of being the sharpest tool in the shed, but I hadn't been married very long at the time and hadn't quite learned my place yet...

 

[Shoesalesman]

If guys had periods, I'd buy a tampon & pad company and make sports-team logo and camouflage ones. Our motto would be... Roll Tide!

 

[GNTLGNT]

If guys had periods, I'd buy a tampon & pad company and make sports-team logo and camouflage ones. Our motto would be... Roll Tide!

 

[Neesy]

No.

No.

 

[Neesy]

Just, no.

(See post above)

 

[Alexandra M]

Where is my warm water bottle baby - need it on my back. No, not that one. The one that looks like a sheep. You don't know anything.

Stop it, you are breathing again. Leave me alone. Come back, I need you, I am hungry.


No, not for that! poo. Ice cream, noodles and chocolate mixed in a bowl - Jesus Christ. You don't understand anything.

Put Lifetime on.