I'm Glad I Shaved My Beard Off This Spring

[fljoe0]

I wash my luxurious beard daily. I also condition it and treat it with balms and such.

You could have just used bowl cleaner on it.

 

[FlakeNoir]

A New Mexico TV station paid "a handful" (read: 5) of bearded men to come to their station and have their beards swabbed. "Some" of the men (read: less than half) had dirty beards. Hardly a representative sample (let alone a "study" as claimed by some "news" organizations), and of no scientific or statistical significance.

No, your beard isn't full of poop (probably) - The Washington Post

I knew you would be visiting this thread before long...

 

[PatInTheHat]

Whose, um, and/or, whats???

 

[not_nadine]

Smooth as a baby's bottom now, my friend. A clean bottom that is.......

Spoiler

 

[GNTLGNT]

...I like my crumb catcher, just the way it is.....

 

[not_nadine]

You be groomin.

I was not expecting the giant big Scott-head, gave me a start, there.

Then I settled down. Very nice picture.

 

[not_nadine]

 

[Dana Jean]

View attachment 9548 ...I like my crumb catcher, just the way it is.....

hey cutie pie!

 

[KingAHolic]

after a major make out session... ouch!

 

[Out of Order]

A New Mexico TV station paid "a handful" (read: 5) of bearded men to come to their station and have their beards swabbed. "Some" of the men (read: less than half) had dirty beards. Hardly a representative sample (let alone a "study" as claimed by some "news" organizations), and of no scientific or statistical significance.

No, your beard isn't full of poop (probably) - The Washington Post

Party pooper......

 

[Sundrop]

Could be. I found a bottle cap in my beard last year while shaving it off. Still don't know where it came from. I haven't opened my beers with my beard in years.

What about chicken bones?

 

[Out of Order]

What about chicken bones?

Not in my beard....................

 

[Sundrop]

Not in my beard....................

That's only because you shaved it, I'm sure.......

I just had a vision of you playing a crazy magician, sashaying around the house, pulling lost objects from your beard......I think I'm frightened.

 

[Out of Order]

That's only because you shaved it, I'm sure.......

I just had a vision of you playing a crazy magician, sashaying around the house, pulling lost objects from your beard......I think I'm frightened.

My daughter asked me the other day if I had seen her cellphone. I told her I hadn't since I shaved my beard off.......

 

[Sundrop]

My daughter asked me the other day if I had seen her cellphone. I told her I hadn't since I shaved my beard off.......

Seems like a lot of random stuff finds its way to your beard.....Maybe you shouldn't grow it back.

 

[Out of Order]

Seems like a lot of random stuff finds its way to your beard.....Maybe you shouldn't grow it back.

The best thing about having a beard is that I haven't had the need to buy any new Swiffer Duster refills. My beard is a true wonder at cleaning the house.

 

[Sundrop]

The best thing about having a beard is that I haven't had the need to buy any new Swiffer Duster refills. My beard is a true wonder at cleaning the house.

You were one of the volunteers for the "study", weren't you?

 

[Out of Order]

You were one of the volunteers for the "study", weren't you?

You remember me telling you about my neighbors? Now I'm not so sure......

 

[Sundrop]

You remember me telling you about my neighbors? Now I'm not so sure......

Oh, say it ain't so!

 

[Out of Order]

Oh, say it ain't so!

All's I'm saying is that no one dresses in a lab coat to rake their yard. But that's exactly what my "neighbors" have been doing lately.