As long as they're not raking your yard, you'll be okay.
It might be a good idea to locate a chicken foot, and get down to the old hollow stump, though......just in case
I'm Glad I Shaved My Beard Off This Spring
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It might be a good idea to locate a chicken foot, and get down to the old hollow stump, though......just in case
You think an old tire and a pork chop bone would work as an alternative? We had chops last night and there's a frog I don't want to disturb in the stump.
The tire will work if you dig a deep hole first, and fill it with water. The frog will be helpful, but the pork chop bone might cause it to grow a beard.....
Sounds like a lot of work. But I agree about the frog. You wouldn't believe the advice he gives me.....
Sounds like a lot of work. But I agree about the frog. You wouldn't believe the advice he gives me.....
You might be surprised at what I'll believe.....
Well, he hasn't quite usurped my friend The Toad's advice. And I've lost a little confidence in him since he told me to invest in the new Apple watch. But I'm willing to give him a second chance. And he keeps the fly population down as a bonus.
In the frog's defense, the Apple watch is kinda frog sized. He was probably just going by his own experience.
Has Mr. Toad returned yet?
I don't want to talk about it....
I'm sorry
It's the not being sure that is the hardest part. He's got a lot of relatives that look like him, but none that offer the same sound advice.
My beard is regularly sanitized by whisk(e)y, and you can trust me because I'm wearing a tuxedo.
Ah Ha! I always thought you had horns.My beard is regularly sanitized by whisk(e)y, and you can trust me because I'm wearing a tuxedo.
Damn, I didn't know we had to dress up to post here.......
YAY BEARDS!!!! We stand whisker to whisker, my hirsute-faced friend!!!!
Shaken, not stirred...My beard is regularly sanitized by whisk(e)y, and you can trust me because I'm wearing a tuxedo.
My beard is regularly sanitized by whisk(e)y, and you can trust me because I'm wearing a tuxedo.
nice nails.. and eyes!
Hey, you sexy beast!My beard is regularly sanitized by whisk(e)y, and you can trust me because I'm wearing a tuxedo.
(Is the mohawk gone now?)
Very handsome!My beard is regularly sanitized by whisk(e)y, and you can trust me because I'm wearing a tuxedo.