Maybe he'll perform at the Super Bowl this year.
Define perform.
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Maybe he'll perform at the Super Bowl this year.
BuzzFeed did.Nobody's got unblurred pictures. Sigh.
What do you have to do to strain leather pants to the point of tearing open?
There must have been quite an unusual force applied to overcome the leather's natural structure and tensile strength. Maybe we should have a look at these photos...for science.
According to news accounts-Apparently, he has part of his member pierced.
BuzzFeed did.
Made me laugh (the situation, not the tackle)--poor guy.
The problem is more common than you think.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
n_n does
I plead the fifth.
BuzzFeed did.
Made me laugh (the situation, not the tackle)--poor guy.
According to news accounts-Apparently, he has part of his member pierced.
OoO, do tell us how you have this vast wealth of pants-splitting knowledge? Specifically *leather* pants-splitting. I sense a fascinating backstory here! (Or, at least that you are someone who reads all the right websites, which is also fascinating!)
Do tell....What other jewelry?Yes, Arista. And other jewelry.
Read the Tweets.
OoO, do tell us how you have this vast wealth of pants-splitting knowledge? Specifically *leather* pants-splitting. I sense a fascinating backstory here! (Or, at least that you are someone who reads all the right websites, which is also fascinating!)
If only someone (ahem, not_nadine) would send me a PM....for science.
I don't know that you can plead the fifth amendment in an internet forum situation. Or did you mean the fifth commandment? That's either "Thou shalt not kill," or "Honor thy father and thy mother" depending on which flavor you are...neither of which seem to apply here.
You might have meant that you plead the fifth letter of the alphabet, as in "Eeeeeeee! That was a crazy package hanging in the wind!"
Beethoven's Fifth? I guess seeing someone's pent in personal parts spring to freedom could inspire ones heart to break into the "da da da DUM, da da da DUMMM" part of the symphony. May I recommend next time going with his Ninth? I believe you'll find the fourth movement's Ode to Joy more fitting (and hopefully uplifting) in these circumstances...
Oh wait, I know what you meant. You plead the fifth because this group already has you breaking into the fifth of Jack that you normally save for Friday when you get to sign off and forget all your sorrows for the weekend! I can only apologize for my own part of this mess, for which I am truly sorry.
He was tackled? By security, or fans? Or do you mean that his tackle fell out of his "tackle box" when it gave up the ghost on stage?
Wait. did I miss Kravitz wang?
Wait. did I miss Kravitz wang?
And I can't see it anywhere because they are blurred now. WTH internet. W. T. H.
Just an interesting factoid-The Doors lead singer Jim Morrison apparently wore his leather pants so long without changing, that his band mates complained of the odor. I also saw Lover boy at a local festival and Good Heavens he was still trying to wear his leather pants. Let's just say he is not the size he used to be when he looked good in them.