New Bride Sued by Husband

[skimom2]

Boobs.

"They're warm, they're soft, and we don't have 'em. What's not to like?" lol

 

[hossenpepper]

What other things?

Not sure but heard they really suck...

 

[hossenpepper]

but I'm an ugly woman naturally

Not true. Stop that!

 

[Dana Jean]

Not true. Stop that!

You have NOT seen me without makeup. I'm sort of talented like a drag queen.

 

[hossenpepper]

You have NOT seen me without makeup. I'm sort of talented like a drag queen.

I saw you close up for an extended period of time. You have good bone structure, nice skin a well shaped chin and nose. As well as beautiful eyes. That is pretty much the whole deal.

I think you've been convinced by some idiot this isn't true. It is true. You're a lovely woman and I'll have none of this! Now hold your head high so everyone can see the awesomeness that is Dana Jean!!!

 

[Out of Order]

I saw you close up for an extended period of time. You have good bone structure, nice skin a well shaped chin and nose. As well as beautiful eyes. That is pretty much the whole deal.

I think you've been convinced by some idiot this isn't true. It is true. You're a lovely woman and I'll have none of this! Now hold your head high so everyone can see the awesomeness that is Dana Jean!!!

He'd make a good used car salesman wouldn't he?

 

[Moderator]

I saw you close up for an extended period of time. You have good bone structure, nice skin a well shaped chin and nose. As well as beautiful eyes. That is pretty much the whole deal.

I think you've been convinced by some idiot this isn't true. It is true. You're a lovely woman and I'll have none of this! Now hold your head high so everyone can see the awesomeness that is Dana Jean!!!

Ditto to dat! And I HAVE seen you without makeup.

 

[Dana Jean]

It's hard to think anything else, but I will hold my head up.

 

[Out of Order]

Ditto to dat! And I HAVE seen you without makeup.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

 

[Moderator]

It's hard to think anything else, but I will hold my head up.

In the immortal words of Yoda, "Don't try, do!" and then there's "fake it 'til you make it" by whoever it was that said that.

 

[Dana Jean]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

We shared a room at Ghost Brothers.

 

[Dana Jean]

In the immortal words of Yoda, "Don't try, do!" and then there's "fake it 'til you make it" by whoever it was that said that.

I think that was Jesus.

 

[do1you9love?]

It's hard to think anything else, but I will hold my head up.

It's a start!

 

[Out of Order]

We shared a room at Ghost Brothers.

I thought that said Ghostbusters for a second.....

 

[Dana Jean]

I thought that said Ghostbusters for a second.....

 

[Dana Jean]

I saw this on the internet. Different people, same thing basically.

Chinese man sues his wife for being ugly, and the court AGREES... awarding him $120,000 | Daily Mail Online

 

[Out of Order]

I saw this on the internet. Different people, same thing basically.

Chinese man sues his wife for being ugly, and the court AGREES... awarding him $120,000 | Daily Mail Online

120,000 big ones??? Anybody know a good lawyer?

 

[Dana Jean]

120,000 big ones??? Anybody know a good lawyer?

Man, did you see the before and afters? I wish I could afford plastic surgery. Good thing I probably can't. I'd end up looking like someone in this crowd.

 

[Moderator]

120,000 big ones??? Anybody know a good lawyer?

Better be one that could also defend your wife with her justifiable homicide case.

 

[Out of Order]

Man, did you see the before and afters? I wish I could afford plastic surgery. Good thing I probably can't. I'd end up looking like someone in this crowd.

Or this one?

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