Patrick NEEDS our help

[Spideyman]

Happy Holidays for Patrick....

He has safely arrived to begin his house/dog sitting for the holidays!!!!

 

[Sigmund]

Great news! Thank you, Ms. Spidey.

Hugs!​

 

[ghost19]

WW!!!
I'm sitting at a library computer with cold wet pants (Arby's, it turns out, actually has pretty good coffee, however they truly do need to rethink their top mounted hot liquid receptacle containment device), wondering how an asshat idiot jerk like me could possibly have so many wonderful friends, I am awe struck, or simply just in awe...you nuts, ya know perhaps y'all should consider raising that bar just an inch or two.
I don't have much time, evidently here in Hamilton county Ohio I guess folks can get their computin' bidness done in an hour, me, eh, y'all know I can get a wee windy, so as much as I'd love it I can't hang out for long or read all I've missed...I so freakin' miss you guys!
I hope I can reach out over the holidays, see I'll be kickin' back a bit, I'ma house and pooch sitting right here in Buckeyeville for our very own IfSoGrrrrl and hubster, whilst they go ScoobyDoo Divin', pretty cool & groovy that, huh?
Right now I'm killin' some time stalking a kitchen, it's in an old Irish joint in my old 'hood, they closed it when the last cook left and haven't reopened it, the whole neighborhood, as well as the bartenders, they all wish it opened back up, so me, I'm tryin' to get the owners to give me an audience so I can swoon them, or moon them, over...hey whatever it takes!
I've been a bit of a pest (understatement of the day), somebody suggested I have a hard time stopping when most would already have gone home to bed.
But now see that's the really groovy part, 'cause my home and bed has been parked right outside..okay so yeah maybe kinda creepy, but I readily admitted I was stalking their kitchen, so...
Scott, Marsha, Mr. King, Deej & Flakey, my rock and conduit to this board, Spidey, and each and every one of you unbelievably generous folkens who have demonstrated all manner of belief in me, I can't begin to thank y'all enough, but I promise I will try to prove you weren't wasting your valuable time.
I love you peoples, please give me some time to let y'all know how much it is all, I mean gee whiz & holy smokes this stalkin' bidness is beaucoup time consumin', who freakin' knew???
Almost out of time, allow me to close for now by wishing you all, and every single one of yours, yeah and yours too, a most merry Christmas, and very Happy New Year!!!!!
Youz guyz!

Long days and pleasant nights sir. Hang in there. Stay strong.

 

[Tery]

Love you and miss you, Pat. Enjoy your sitting holiday!

 

[PatInTheHat]

Thanks bunch loads everbody, yes I are here and have been liberally licked & slobbered proper...hey hey by the pooches,.but Lynn and Chip her husband have been most wonderful hosts, too.
Me feline pals are now basking in modern conveniences such as 'lectric heat and radio and even a light bub, so of course now they think they're litter box don't stink...I be baskin' too, alas no box to brag on.
Wasn't a bad trip at all, round about a hundred miles of mostly Mighty Ohio River roads, and all under beautiful blue skies, and the ol' heavy Chevy she barely hiccuped a complaint...hey she's old and cranky, sometimes an ol' high milage workhorse of gal has somethin' she needs to say, today this classy chassis contently hummed along happliy, that's our good girl!
Well lights just went out, reckon we done blowed a fuse, probably best figure it out, I'll check in later.

 

[Neesy]

...thought you might like to see how some people are just miserable bastards-period.....this is what I got in my Ebay message box today.....talk about getting kneed in the crotch for trying to do a good thing....I am pissed beyond measure....I have filed a complaint with Ebay and Marsha is aware of the situation....

Dear gntlgnt,

This item is a fake. And the letter you typed up is not a COA, it would be an LOA if it were authentic. Legitimate COAs come from experts, not someone's personal assistant. As a lifelong Stephen King devotee, I am appalled you would charge such an exorbitant amount for a book worth $17.00 by forging the name of one of the greatest masters of the craft. And fabricating an amateurish facsimile of what you imagine the letterhead of a world renowned author would use, while simultaneously alleging that a personal assistant could authenticate autographs and editions, is the epitome of ludicrous. But the coup de grace is that you have the audacity to claim that all proceeds will be used in some sort of charitable donation. I cannot begin to tell you how many laws you are violating. I can tell you it has not gone unnoticed. And I'm not the only one who noticed it. I suggest you take a moment to ponder the wisdom of the aforementioned actions and then - make good choices.

- lovethelaw16

********, he is!

 

[Patricia A]

Thanks bunch loads everbody, yes I are here and have been liberally licked & slobbered proper...hey hey by the pooches,.but Lynn and Chip her husband have been most wonderful hosts, too.
Me feline pals are now basking in modern conveniences such as 'lectric heat and radio and even a light bub, so of course now they think they're litter box don't stink...I be baskin' too, alas no box to brag on.
Wasn't a bad trip at all, round about a hundred miles of mostly Mighty Ohio River roads, and all under beautiful blue skies, and the ol' heavy Chevy she barely hiccuped a complaint...hey she's old and cranky, sometimes an ol' high milage workhorse of gal has somethin' she needs to say, today this classy chassis contently hummed along happliy, that's our good girl!
Well lights just went out, reckon we done blowed a fuse, probably best figure it out, I'll check in later.

Good Lord man! Hope you get your 'lectric back up. Better check the water pipes before you get too comfortable.

 

[Neesy]

WW!!!
I'm sitting at a library computer with cold wet pants (Arby's, it turns out, actually has pretty good coffee, however they truly do need to rethink their top mounted hot liquid receptacle containment device), wondering how an asshat idiot jerk like me could possibly have so many wonderful friends, I am awe struck, or simply just in awe...you nuts, ya know perhaps y'all should consider raising that bar just an inch or two.
I don't have much time, evidently here in Hamilton county Ohio I guess folks can get their computin' bidness done in an hour, me, eh, y'all know I can get a wee windy, so as much as I'd love it I can't hang out for long or read all I've missed...I so freakin' miss you guys!
I hope I can reach out over the holidays, see I'll be kickin' back a bit, I'ma house and pooch sitting right here in Buckeyeville for our very own IfSoGrrrrl and hubster, whilst they go ScoobyDoo Divin', pretty cool & groovy that, huh?
Right now I'm killin' some time stalking a kitchen, it's in an old Irish joint in my old 'hood, they closed it when the last cook left and haven't reopened it, the whole neighborhood, as well as the bartenders, they all wish it opened back up, so me, I'm tryin' to get the owners to give me an audience so I can swoon them, or moon them, over...hey whatever it takes!
I've been a bit of a pest (understatement of the day), somebody suggested I have a hard time stopping when most would already have gone home to bed.
But now see that's the really groovy part, 'cause my home and bed has been parked right outside..okay so yeah maybe kinda creepy, but I readily admitted I was stalking their kitchen, so...
Scott, Marsha, Mr. King, Deej & Flakey, my rock and conduit to this board, Spidey, and each and every one of you unbelievably generous folkens who have demonstrated all manner of belief in me, I can't begin to thank y'all enough, but I promise I will try to prove you weren't wasting your valuable time.
I love you peoples, please give me some time to let y'all know how much it is all, I mean gee whiz & holy smokes this stalkin' bidness is beaucoup time consumin', who freakin' knew???
Almost out of time, allow me to close for now by wishing you all, and every single one of yours, yeah and yours too, a most merry Christmas, and very Happy New Year!!!!!
Youz guyz!

Merry Christmas - I remember IfSoGrrrrl - she signed a postcard I got from Maine - I remember she liked those octopi (octopusses?)

Take care - glad to hear you are doing okay!

 

[Neesy]

********, he is!

Whoa! (we are not allowed to type arseh*le now?) R's-hole that is (just in case it turns into all asterixes again).

 

[Patricia A]

Merry Christmas - I remember IfSoGrrrrl - she signed a postcard I got from Maine - I remember she liked those octopi (octopusses?)

Take care - glad to hear you are doing okay!

Lynn and Chip are wonderful folks. Lynn came up here to WA and hung out with me a few times and better times I have never had. Got the tattoo to prove it.

 

[morgan]

Lynn and Chip are wonderful folks. Lynn came up here to WA and hung out with me a few times and a better times I have never had. Got the tattoo to prove it.

 

[PatInTheHat]

Good Lord man! Hope you get your 'lectric back up. Better check the water pipes before you get too comfortable.

Lynn The 'Lectrician jiggled somethin' and said let there be stuff lit up and stuff, but tell me more of these these, these 'water pipes'?... and what pray tell is this black magic of which you speaksitheth, are thee a witch?

 

[Patricia A]

Lynn The 'Lectrician jiggled somethin' and said let there be stuff lit up and stuff, but tell me more of these these, these 'water pipes'?... and what pray tell is this black magic of which you speaksitheth, are thee a witch?

 

[SHEEMIEE]

Whoa! (we are not allowed to type arseh*le now?) R's-hole that is (just in case it turns into all asterixes again).

Aerosols mayhaps ?

All the best folks.

 

[Spideyman]

The magic of the season continues------ $1830. To all the believers-- thank you!

Help Me Keep A Promise. by Pat Taylor - GoFundMe

 

[SHEEMIEE]

The magic of the season continues------ $1830. To all the believers-- thank you!

Help Me Keep A Promise. by Pat Taylor - GoFundMe

Big up anony mouse ! Well done that (wo)man

 

[Patricia A]

Big up anony mouse ! Well done that (wo)man

I agree! Fantastic!

 

[Alexandra M]

********, he is!

What an a##hole!

 

[danie]

No words for all this.
Marsha, Scott, and esp Mr. King for donating so warmly to a man he's never met.
No words.

 

[PatInTheHat]

No words for all this.
Marsha, Scott, and esp Mr. King for donating so warmly to a man he's never met.
No words.

Yeah, these words are hard to find, and I'm still lookin'.
Now I coulda sworn I had a mess of pretty good ones layin' around gatherin' dusty bunnies, but nope, not even close they aren't they aren't, but I'll find 'em I will I will...eh, or per usual, might could be I'll just make 'em up.