I hope it wasn't a floodlight......
Put Your Feet In The Stirrups, Scoot Down, and Relax.
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I hope it wasn't a floodlight......
Someone told me a story of taking her elderly Grandmother to the OB/GYN.
She was nervous and cleaned herself up well. Bathed and used what she thought was "feminine spray"
During the examination, The doctor said, "My, aren't we festive!"
She used spray glitter instead of FDS.
She was nervous and cleaned herself up well. Bathed and used what she thought was "feminine spray"
During the examination, The doctor said, "My, aren't we festive!"
She used spray glitter instead of FDS.
Imagine if it was Silly String.......
You're supposed to wash first?You've forgotten the frantic washing and scrubbing before hand.....
One of the dentists I worked with in the military told me a story of when he was in the Phillippines. They were seeing a military wife who was native to the area and apparently had never been to a dentist before. He walked into the room and she had her head at the bottom of the dental chair and her feet on the headrest. Dress was hiked up to her chest.
I have been getting the full treatment lately. No bloody way to relax! I am glad I finally got this done. Cannot imagine what would have happened if they did not discover it in time.
This made me laugh so hard!!! I really hate when the doc is trying to have a conversation with you while they are poking and prodding down there. I am sorry I don't want to tell you how my day is going, and I don't want to tell you about my home life. :/ Just poke me and let me leave.
I am sorry I don't want to tell you how my day is going, and I don't want to tell you about my home life. :/ Just poke me and let me leave.
I'm lucky. I have been with my doctor for over 25 years. He always calls you into his office for a several minute chat (small talk, then health stuff) then you go to the exam room. Never frozen tools, but they could be a tad warmer. LOL
I was once called a "moving target" by a doctor. I guess I was a tad nervous.
It's never enjoyable to have someone rummaging around down there who isn't doing it for *ahem* fun reasons, but I don't dread the gyno visit like some people I know. It's an important doctor visit and can save your life in some instances.
Oh my, I have had many many, I tried to make light of this, but hells.
Ya see, I went through all kinds of fertility treatments. After awhile, years.. no shame left. You have to go every day.
And at the end of it all. Did not work anyway. Even the IVF.
Sorry to be a bummer here.
Ya see, I went through all kinds of fertility treatments. After awhile, years.. no shame left. You have to go every day.
And at the end of it all. Did not work anyway. Even the IVF.
Sorry to be a bummer here.
OMG. I finally braved entering this thread and the first thing I see is me being blamed for it. Thanks Siggy.
Context is in order. Siggy posted a picture of some torture device in another thread. I didn't know what it was and commented that I thought the Spanish Inquisition ended a long time ago.
By some of the comments here it seems I wasn't too far off.
Context is in order. Siggy posted a picture of some torture device in another thread. I didn't know what it was and commented that I thought the Spanish Inquisition ended a long time ago.
By some of the comments here it seems I wasn't too far off.
Holy hell, this thread! 
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You can always count on Sigs for starting a thread! 
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Funny story here, When I was in college, I went to the clinic to get a refill of birth control pills. Yes, I needed a pelvic. The Doc got all serious and asked why I shaved my outer area. I explained it felt cleaner. We proceeded with the pelvic. I asked if he saw anything going on down there, he replied "nothing but a little bit of astro-turf."