Clipboard lady at work is at it again. New sign on the work fridge said, ' The refrigerator will be cleaned out out Fridays. Be respectful or it will be thrown out and check your mustard expiration dates.' This was was a revised edition of the old one, but was laminated - which was cool. I've seen her chase people down with tupperware. (I was one of them.)
She goes into the bathroom every time I am in there. I am much paranoid.
Make sure sink is dried. Double checked behind me after flush. Gosh I didn't miss the giant note taped to the inside stall door.
Caught me using a paper towel at a spot I saw on my pants. I jumped.
Now candy cart. Big note. Seems somebody shorted the little cup a quarter.
And some deviant put a ripped dollar bill in there. That was mentioned too.
'This is an honor system, have respect'
I will never get another peanut chew or mini peppermint patty again. Filled with guilt for things that I did not do.