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.....still have my FUNNY BONE....and I found the post humerus......You're laughing now...
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
I've had a craving for Grand Slam or Bridge Mixture for a couple of days now - does anyone else like this stuff?
...I love me some chocolate raisins fo sho....I've had a craving for Grand Slam or Bridge Mixture for a couple of days now - does anyone else like this stuff?
It's ANZAC day tomorrow here. It commemorates the fallen soldiers of all the wars that the ANZACS,( Australian and New Zealand Army Corps) but it celebrates all the services, Army, Navy and Air force. The Merchant Marines are starting also to be recognized as many died during the war in the convoys and other operations. And the women who served overseas and at home. I was listening to a lady who's mother worked in a factory making hand grenades and shells, and she said that women wearing 'bobby pins' in their hair sometimes set off a bomb and it took a while for them to correlate the two factors. In America I think the equivalent is Memorial Day.
May all be remembered with kindness and good thoughts.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
I thought they called them "Kirby grips" in Australia/New Zealand?
My Mom worked in a munitions factory for a while when she was still in Scotland, during the war;
Yesterday was Holocaust remembrance day. The millions of men and women that were slaughtered, makes me so sad.
Your lipstick is probably made with a combination of pig fat, whale excrement, snail slime and ground fish scales. Stick that on your lips and smack it. 
"Now get you to my lady's chamber and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come. Make her laugh at that."
That's just gross.Your lipstick is probably made with a combination of pig fat, whale excrement, snail slime and ground fish scales. Stick that on your lips and smack it.
Can you translate that into plain Southern English, please?
"Now get you to my lady's chamber and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come. Make her laugh at that."
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LOL...Ok, dahlin'...
"Go to my girlfriend's bedroom and tell her to put on as much make-up as she wants but she still will end up like this skull in the end. Tell her a joke about that and see if she laughs."
LOL...Ok, dahlin'...
"Go to my girlfriend's bedroom and tell her to put on as much make-up as she wants but she still will end up like this skull in the end. Tell her a joke about that and see if she laughs."
That was awesome! From now on, I'm requesting that sort of translation for everything!!
Ten miles of bad road, eh?LOL...Ok, dahlin'...
"Go to my girlfriend's bedroom and tell her to put on as much make-up as she wants but she still will end up like this skull in the end. Tell her a joke about that and see if she laughs."
Ten miles of bad road, eh?
Had to Google that one, Big D. You talking about the songwriter Karen Lovely?
Nope. Southern English for ugly.
Had to Google that one, Big D. You talking about the songwriter Karen Lovely?
Nope. Southern English for ugly.
You think I'm funny? Like I'm a Clown? I amuse you?
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