Resolutions

[Out of Order]

Mine are to not drink as much, to stop womanizing and of course to lose some weight. Hard typing holding this beer, however. Is it noon already? I've got a date with that little number upstairs in half an hour. Hope she likes pulled pork tacos for lunch.

 

[Moderator]

Mine are to not drink as much, to stop womanizing and of course to lose some weight. Hard typing holding this beer, however. Is it noon already? I've got a date with that little number upstairs in half an hour. Hope she likes pulled pork tacos for lunch.

You really took that resolutions are made to be broken philosophy to heart. Good job!

 

[DiO'Bolic]

So far my resolution to resist the advances of Victoria's Secret models is going along swimmingly.

 

[Out of Order]

You really took that resolutions are made to be broken philosophy to heart. Good job!

So far my resolution to resist the advances of Victoria's Secret models is going along swimmingly.

Are those the models from their octogenarian catalog?

 

[mjs9153]

DiO'Bolic said: ↑
So far my resolution to resist the advances of Victoria's Secret models is going along swimmingly.



Are those the models from their octogenarian catalog?[/QUOTE]

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Are those the models from their octogenarian catalog?

Hey, Jane Fonda’s almost up there and still looks pretty damn hot.

My youngest daughter and her friend made me go into Victoria’s Secret for some Christmas shopping. I put a lot of distance between me & them while in there, and stared at the exit, as I figured proximity and eye contact determines how creepy everyone thinks I am.

 

[Out of Order]

Hey, Jane Fonda’s almost up there and still looks pretty damn hot.

My youngest daughter and her friend made me go into Victoria’s Secret for some Christmas shopping. I put a lot of distance between me & them while in there, and stared at the exit, as I figured proximity and eye contact determines how creepy everyone thinks I am.

Anybody come by and spray you with perfume or mace?

 

[mjs9153]

Hey, Jane Fonda’s almost up there and still looks pretty damn hot.

My youngest daughter and her friend made me go into Victoria’s Secret for some Christmas shopping. I put a lot of distance between me & them while in there, and stared at the exit, as I figured proximity and eye contact determines how creepy everyone thinks I am.

Yes,an older man with a thousand yard stare,gasping and sweating as he tries to keep pace with two young women in Victoria's Secret,what could anyone infer from that?

 

[Out of Order]

Yes,an older man with a thousand yard stare,gasping and sweating as he tries to keep pace with two young women in Victoria's Secret,what could anyone infer from that?

I'm surprised they let him in to begin with....

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Anybody come by and spray you with perfume or mace?

Nope, but what I did notice is none of the customers in the store looked anything like the VS models. And people accuse ME of being delusional?

 

[Out of Order]

Nope, but what I did notice is none of the customers in the store looked anything like the VS models. And people accuse ME of being delusional?

Maybe all the hotties were over at Fruit of the Loom?

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I'm surprised they let him in to begin with....

Just flash a shiny credit card and you’re automatically considered a bosom buddy.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Yes,an older man with a thousand yard stare,gasping and sweating as he tries to keep pace with two young women in Victoria's Secret,what could anyone infer from that?

That's what I thought. That shop should be rated NC-17.

 

[ghost19]

Yes,an older man with a thousand yard stare,gasping and sweating as he tries to keep pace with two young women in Victoria's Secret,what could anyone infer from that?

"Never chase buses or women, you always get left behind."
Don Johnson

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[80sFan]

No resolutions, just the usual back to gym and healthy eating. The gym part lasts until school lets out, but by that time I'm as bikini-ready as I'm going to be so it's all good.

 

[Doc Creed]

To stop telling dumb jokes.
Ok, just one more:

Spoiler

 

[Grandpa]

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[Blake]

Who gave the little baby shark a present during Christmas?
Santa-Jaws

 

[Grandpa]

From my Facebook:


Sure, I have resolutions. They don't mean more than resolutions any other time, but the turn of a new year is a good time to focus on goals with a mind toward getting them... ummm... resolved.

1. Lose 25 pounds.

This is doable. I've done it before. I have good reason to be motivated in terms of feeling good and living longer.

The probability of success is the question. Yes, I did it before. In 2011. With a heart attack fresh on my mind.

2. Publish three books.

This is eminently doable. I've already got one of them done and started another.

But here's the rub. If, as some of my friends want, I get "discovered," that means a traditional agent/editor/publisher would take a hammer and wrench to things, and then the process starts, and the book comes out a year or two down the road. So I'm kinda hoping for failure, in a good way, on this one.

3. Moderate my political discussions.

I'm on a quest for dialogue that generates more light than heat. We should know by now that if someone isn't basing opinions on facts, data, and the obviousness of experience, all the discussion in the world isn't going to be persuasive. It's time to engage productively.

This one is doomed to failure.

4. Be more productive.

I sometimes am astounded by how much time I spend on things that are better spent elsewhere. Take Facebook or SKMB, for example. If I really looked at how much time I spend here versus time with family, or work, or writing, you know, I'd probably just up and lea