Strange People at Work

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Hill lover35

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Nope, nope. I don't deal well with being touched by strange men.

My week has been brightened because my smarmy, insufferably sweet co-worker is having a rough couple of weeks. Basement is flooded, daughter is getting married in two weeks, bridal shower for over 100 people was this weekend, and she's funeral coordinator for her church and there are three this week. I'm not full of shadenfreude, but it's nice to see her without the cloying cheerfulness--even her voice has changed! It is normally a very high tweet, but today it was in a normal register. I actually like her better now.

In other news, my slow train to hell is picking up speed.


Oh my word. This made me laugh. I have some story's... I work at a goodwill in Canada, Moseley customers..
 

Hill lover35

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Oh yeah, our 'supervisor' (I use the term as loosely as possible) is an ultra-creepy weirdo, with perpetually greasy hair and dried white crusts at the corners of his mouth, who just talks and talks and talks--usually about things so perverse I dare not mention them here. A real close talker, too, who constantly feels the need to either nudge or grab your arm as he's speaking. And while he's speaking, he's either picking his nose or fidgeting with his crotch. Just...ugh. He doesn't bother me as much anymore, not since I threatened him with physical violence, but he's constantly pulling my younger co-workers aside, slowing down production in order to tell yet another of his rambling, endless, pointless stories. Ugh...just mentioning him makes me nauseous...


Eww his crotch.. eww can you go to human resources
 

GNTLGNT

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.....only the "Ice Chompasaurus"......lady is in her 60's, working as a Contract Employee after retiring from the state....yeah, collecting state retirement and also her current salary.....:mad:....anyway, she fills up a Mega-Gulp cup several times a day with crushed ice and proceeds to chew, and masticate and gnaw on that sh*t for 8 freakin hours!!!!!!.....we have complained to no avail.....I'm at the point of considering switching out her ice with crushed glass.....:ghostface:
 

GNTLGNT

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Sounds like my veggie chip turtle snapping cruncher and paper ripper.
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Doc Creed

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.....only the "Ice Chompasaurus"......lady is in her 60's, working as a Contract Employee after retiring from the state....yeah, collecting state retirement and also her current salary.....:mad:....anyway, she fills up a Mega-Gulp cup several times a day with crushed ice and proceeds to chew, and masticate and gnaw on that sh*t for 8 freakin hours!!!!!!.....we have complained to no avail.....I'm at the point of considering switching out her ice with crushed glass.....:ghostface:
:chuncky: The Ice Lady (aka The Ice Chompasaurus) is gaining as much notoriety as The Clipboard Lady. Bahahahahaha.
 

HollyGolightly

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I can't complain much about the crew I work with now - except one of them will bring chocolates to the office to share and put them in the refrigerator. I hate cold chocolates. Why does she do that?

Years ago - like in 1992-1995 - I had a crazy boss who would hack up his mucus and talk to you with it still in his mouth. All the time. He also would help himself to a bite of whatever you might happen to have in the office fridge. I had a wedge of gouda once and he left tooth marks in it. Just picked it up and tried to eat it like a banana. He also like to say "There's nothing worse than an idle bitchin' lady" before he loaded me up with stuff to do.

And I worked with a girl once who pooped in the women's room every morning - she'd take a magazine and go poop WITH THE STALL DOOR OPEN. She was afraid to close the stall door. At least she was very regular so you'd know to go down to the lobby if you need to use it while she was "doing boopies" her word, not mine.
 

Doc Creed

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I can't complain much about the crew I work with now - except one of them will bring chocolates to the office to share and put them in the refrigerator. I hate cold chocolates. Why does she do that?

Years ago - like in 1992-1995 - I had a crazy boss who would hack up his mucus and talk to you with it still in his mouth. All the time. He also would help himself to a bite of whatever you might happen to have in the office fridge. I had a wedge of gouda once and he left tooth marks in it. Just picked it up and tried to eat it like a banana. He also like to say "There's nothing worse than an idle bitchin' lady" before he loaded me up with stuff to do.

And I worked with a girl once who pooped in the women's room every morning - she'd take a magazine and go poop WITH THE STALL DOOR OPEN. She was afraid to close the stall door. At least she was very regular so you'd know to go down to the lobby if you need to use it while she was "doing boopies" her word, not mine.
:cold::lol::lol:
 

Hill lover35

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.....only the "Ice Chompasaurus"......lady is in her 60's, working as a Contract Employee after retiring from the state....yeah, collecting state retirement and also her current salary.....:mad:....anyway, she fills up a Mega-Gulp cup several times a day with crushed ice and proceeds to chew, and masticate and gnaw on that sh*t for 8 freakin hours!!!!!!.....we have complained to no avail.....I'm at the point of considering switching out her ice with crushed glass.....:ghostface:


Wow do you know why she does this. Like is it for some sort of medical reason, this can't be good for her teeth
 

Hill lover35

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So she thought it was wise to keep,the door opean while going to the bathroom, like the door wide opean? With your staff members who some are male? Eww sometimes we have people walking in on us but that is in case we forget to lock the door, thankfully it has only happend with same sex people. But the door is closed we just forget to lock it. And usually it's not a big deal really