Strange People at Work

[Hill lover35]

Once I hade to clean up human poop from the floor inside the store, and then a customer came while me and my other co-worker where cleaning it up and she stepped in it. It was not dog poop either, I think it was like a toddler toilet tranning and some poop fell out of the diaper, or perhaps the kid just pooped on the floor. It was gross..

And then their was the time I had to tell my co-worker who is morman faith, that he was not going to hell because he got turned on. Y seeing a cute lady walking down the street. I told him this is how the body reacts to stimuli and is perfectly normal. He felt better.

Today I told my other co-worker that their was no hymbone, and it was a hyman and it was not a bone. Lol.

I work with special needs adults

 

[Doc Creed]

Clip bord lady?

Ask not_nadine, it's her boss' wife I think. She has mentioned her a bunch of times in Random Thoughts. The lady carries a clipboard and is constantly looking over everyone's shoulder and making sure no one is doing wrong, basically. Nadine tells better. Maybe she'll post the link tomorrow.

 

[Doc Creed]

Once I hade to clean up human poop from the floor inside the store, and then a customer came while me and my other co-worker where cleaning it up and she stepped in it. It was not dog poop either, I think it was like a toddler toilet tranning and some poop fell out of the diaper, or perhaps the kid just pooped on the floor. It was gross..

And then their was the time I had to tell my co-worker who is morman faith, that he was not going to hell because he got turned on. Y seeing a cute lady walking down the street. I told him this is how the body reacts to stimuli and is perfectly normal. He felt better.

Today I told my other co-worker that their was no hymbone, and it was a hyman and it was not a bone. Lol.

I work with special needs adults

 

[Hill lover35]

Ask not_nadine, it's her boss' wife I think. She has mentioned her a bunch of times in Random Thoughts. The lady carries a clipboard and is constantly looking over everyone's shoulder and making sure no one is doing wrong, basically. Nadine tells better. Maybe she'll post the link tomorrow.

Aww i see, thanks. I have to,think up some stories.. and I have some, between my co-workers and customers.....

 

[muskrat]

Where,do you work? May I ask if you are male or female?

I am a humanoid entity of bilateral symmetry bent on world domination thru the utilization of arcane sorcery. My sex is irrelevant to the prime objective--bow before the awesome might Destructillicus, Corruptor of Civilization!!!

Nah, I'm just a guy biding his time at a truss construction company. Soon I shall return to my true profession--orthopedic finishing. Soon the winter of my discontent will be made glorious summer by the sun of York.

Bet yer sorry you asked.

 

[GNTLGNT]

Wow do you know why she does this. Like is it for some sort of medical reason, this can't be good for her teeth

....no medical reason, she's just nutzoid.....

 

[Tery]

The only thing about him that was strange was that he chewed tobacco. But, since we worked at a Popeye's Fried Chicken, that was not acceptable. He used to keep a small cup behind the counter into which he'd spit. It was just gross and he was told several times to stop. But, since we worked graveyard, nobody but we folk on that shift ever saw it. One night my Manager and I decided we'd had enough. When the offender was gone on a bathroom break, Darryl (manager and friend since 9th grade) and I grabbed his can of chew and added some of the spice we used to make the "Spicy" chicken. We put the can back and waited. Sure enough, the guy came back, picked up his can, opened it up and grabbed a pinch, which he placed inside his cheek. It took about 20 seconds before the spice did its work. The guy ran outside, spitting and cursing, then came back in and drank a gallon of water. Should've been milk. No matter, we never had a problem with him chawing behind the counter ever again.

 

[twiggymarie]

Once, back in my serving days, I waited on a church group, (around 30). The restaurant I worked in offered free peanuts to crack open and snack on while you waited for food. It was Sunday afternoon, about two hours before a good delivery, and we were out of peanuts. They were highly upset I didn't have any peanuts to give them, since they were in a back room, and all the peanuts we had were set out at tables with customers already. I managed to part some people from their bucket o' nuts and got them some anyway, and just as they were getting ready to leave, the shipment, (and a 50lb bag of peanuts), came in. They then told my manager I was racist and just didn't want to give them any, even though I filled up a to- go container for them to take with them. They ended up getting their whole meal comped to avoid a scene, (250+ dollars), and I got no tip whatsoever. I've never been so peeved before in my life. And this was a preacher and deacons, along with their wives, from a local church!

 

[Hill lover35]

Once, back in my serving days, I waited on a church group, (around 30). The restaurant I worked in offered free peanuts to crack open and snack on while you waited for food. It was Sunday afternoon, about two hours before a good delivery, and we were out of peanuts. They were highly upset I didn't have any peanuts to give them, since they were in a back room, and all the peanuts we had were set out at tables with customers already. I managed to part some people from their bucket o' nuts and got them some anyway, and just as they were getting ready to leave, the shipment, (and a 50lb bag of peanuts), came in. They then told my manager I was racist and just didn't want to give them any, even though I filled up a to- go container for them to take with them. They ended up getting their whole meal comped to avoid a scene, (250+ dollars), and I got no tip whatsoever. I've never been so peeved before in my life. And this was a preacher and deacons, along with their wives, from a local church!

Wow. That is crazy

 

[Hill lover35]

The only thing about him that was strange was that he chewed tobacco. But, since we worked at a Popeye's Fried Chicken, that was not acceptable. He used to keep a small cup behind the counter into which he'd spit. It was just gross and he was told several times to stop. But, since we worked graveyard, nobody but we folk on that shift ever saw it. One night my Manager and I decided we'd had enough. When the offender was gone on a bathroom break, Darryl (manager and friend since 9th grade) and I grabbed his can of chew and added some of the spice we used to make the "Spicy" chicken. We put the can back and waited. Sure enough, the guy came back, picked up his can, opened it up and grabbed a pinch, which he placed inside his cheek. It took about 20 seconds before the spice did its work. The guy ran outside, spitting and cursing, then came back in and drank a gallon of water. Should've been milk. No matter, we never had a problem with him chawing behind the counter ever again.

That is awsome

 

[Hill lover35]

Today we have a cold snap. I hope the lady will not turn off the heat cutting the heat to the entire building. I will have to dress in lots of layers just to keep warm. I work in the back processing in coming book donations. And when we have a cold snap, it gets really cold... I wish I had a penny for every copy of under the dome. Lol

 

[misery chastain loves co.]

I have some pretty good co workers who only occasionally have crazy moments but then again we're a small office.
The patients however...
One girl came in and told me that her jaw hurt and we needed to eval for TMJ. (I especially love it when THEY tell US what WE need to do)So I asked her why and what happened and she says "well, it's really only this side(points to her right). It's been sore for a couple of days, ever since my boyfriend and I were having sex and I banged my face up against the headboard" Uh huh. So you think you have TMJ now do you? Okay.....
Once I was talking about running(which I never do but was getting ready for a PT test)and our not so lovely male patient proceeded to grab my thigh( and NOT low thigh) because he wanted to "feel if you have runners legs" No I don't but thank you for that lovely feel up
We see a lot of older gentleman and while most are really good we get the dirty old men thrown in there as well(why did I immediately think of DiO'Bolic ? ) and one 90 year old was so grateful that he tries to slap a full on mouth kiss on me while his dentures were out. NO.

 

[Lily Sawyer]

Are you kidding?.......I work in a hair salon in a college and tourist town, and have a nut magnet embedded in my head.
Strange people flock to me in droves......like the woman who swore I was trying to kill her because I "came at her with my scissors"......or the woman who won't get her perm done if it's raining.....or the woman who said she wanted highlights, but only wanted them done with toner (toner has no lightening action). I could go on and on, but we'd be here all day.

Like me, when I show up unannounced in your salon.

 

[ghost19]

I'm not sure how if I'd classify the group of idiots I used to work with in CID as strange, crazy, motivated, or just flat out weird. Where else could you find people who would meticulously loosen EVERY bolt and screw on your office chair while you were gone on vacation? Not loosen them enough for the chair to collapse while it had no weight in it, mind you, the chair was basically just sitting there waiting for me to sit down in it so it could completely collapse all the way to the floor. I come back from a week off, rested up, ready to get back to it and the first thing I do is turn a half assed back flip into the back wall of my cubicle as my chair collapses. "WELCOME BACK D.B.", was also printed on legal sized paper and put in the top drawer of my desk....which I locked before leaving for vacation......With co-workers like that, who needed enemies...lol.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I have some pretty good co workers who only occasionally have crazy moments but then again we're a small office.
The patients however...
One girl came in and told me that her jaw hurt and we needed to eval for TMJ. (I especially love it when THEY tell US what WE need to do)So I asked her why and what happened and she says "well, it's really only this side(points to her right). It's been sore for a couple of days, ever since my boyfriend and I were having sex and I banged my face up against the headboard" Uh huh. So you think you have TMJ now do you? Okay.....
Once I was talking about running(which I never do but was getting ready for a PT test)and our not so lovely male patient proceeded to grab my thigh( and NOT low thigh) because he wanted to "feel if you have runners legs" No I don't but thank you for that lovely feel up
We see a lot of older gentleman and while most are really good we get the dirty old men thrown in there as well(why did I immediately think of DiO'Bolic ? ) and one 90 year old was so grateful that he tries to slap a full on mouth kiss on me while his dentures were out. NO.

Hey, I’ll have you know in real life I’m a perfect gentleman towards women. I won’t make sexual innuendos, I open and hold the door for women, I give up my seat, I offer my coat to women standing outside and looking cold, will offer to carry a women’s bag or luggage, and make sure a woman gets safely to her car. Yes, in real life I’m a dinosaur.

 

[Doc Creed]

Once, back in my serving days, I waited on a church group, (around 30). The restaurant I worked in offered free peanuts to crack open and snack on while you waited for food. It was Sunday afternoon, about two hours before a good delivery, and we were out of peanuts. They were highly upset I didn't have any peanuts to give them, since they were in a back room, and all the peanuts we had were set out at tables with customers already. I managed to part some people from their bucket o' nuts and got them some anyway, and just as they were getting ready to leave, the shipment, (and a 50lb bag of peanuts), came in. They then told my manager I was racist and just didn't want to give them any, even though I filled up a to- go container for them to take with them. They ended up getting their whole meal comped to avoid a scene, (250+ dollars), and I got no tip whatsoever. I've never been so peeved before in my life. And this was a preacher and deacons, along with their wives, from a local church!

Trust me, I've seen alot of this behavior in restaurants and it's not becoming. It disgusts me. I do hope that you realize for every jerk there are two or three people that truly love God and show it through their actions. I'm sorry that happened to you.

 

[twiggymarie]

Trust me, I've seen alot of this behavior in restaurants and it's not becoming. It disgusts me. I do hope that you realize for every jerk there are two or three people that truly love God and show it through their actions. I'm sorry that happened to you.

Oh, I do. At the time, I was pretty peeved, but I get over things quickly, and I just figured maybe they'd had a really bad day or something. Life's too short to let people get you down for long.

 

[misery chastain loves co.]

Hey, I’ll have you know in real life I’m a perfect gentleman towards women. I won’t make sexual innuendos, I open and hold the door for women, I give up my seat, I offer my coat to women standing outside and looking cold, will offer to carry a women’s bag or luggage, and make sure a woman gets safely to her car. Yes, in real life I’m a dinosaur.

But are these women real or imaginary?

 

[DiO'Bolic]

But are these women real or imaginary?

They look real.

But why do women get a kick out of hitting me? And I'm not even saying anything obnoxious. Last weekend at work a young girl was telling me she was going to pass out if she didn't get something to eat. I reached into my pocket and handed her a Gatorade Fuel Bar. She asked me why I was giving it to her. I told her if she passed out then they'd expect me to drag her off to get attention which would be a PITA because all the flat carts were being used. **WHACK** across the shoulder.

 

[misery chastain loves co.]

They look real.

But why do women get a kick out of hitting me? And I'm not even saying anything obnoxious. Last weekend at work a young girl was telling me she was going to pass out if she didn't get something to eat. I reached into my pocket and handed her a Gatorade Fuel Bar. She asked me why I was giving it to her. I told her if she passed out then they'd expect me to drag her off to get attention which would be a PITA because all the flat carts were being used. **WHACK** across the shoulder.

Was it her?