The grossest thing you've ever done is...
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The grossest thing I've ever done? Well, what's gross to some isn't gross to others. However...
Some of ya'll know I work in a fast food restaurant. Well, the old grease for our fryers need to be dumped every so often and we have this container by the Dumpster out back where we dump it.
Well, one day I was taking out the grease in our handy dandy grease shuttle when my nametag fell in the "gloop" and "muck" of the grease dump as I was lifting the grease shuttle up so I could dump everything out. Anyone ever felt cold old grease with meat chunks of all kinds of stuff in it? I think I died a little inside that day.
After a minute or so of searching I decided my nametag wasn't worth it and that I'd just ask my general manager for a new one.
Some of ya'll know I work in a fast food restaurant. Well, the old grease for our fryers need to be dumped every so often and we have this container by the Dumpster out back where we dump it.
Well, one day I was taking out the grease in our handy dandy grease shuttle when my nametag fell in the "gloop" and "muck" of the grease dump as I was lifting the grease shuttle up so I could dump everything out. Anyone ever felt cold old grease with meat chunks of all kinds of stuff in it? I think I died a little inside that day.
After a minute or so of searching I decided my nametag wasn't worth it and that I'd just ask my general manager for a new one.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
That WAS gross! (Have you ever had the misfortune to go somewhere and when your french fries come to the table you just KNOW that they have not changed the grease in their fryers in God knows how long? It is rather disgusting
Oh! I forgot about the wienie dog with coprophagia (eating your own poo!). We had a dog once that would poop, eat the poop and then puke the eaten poop. Ever cleaned up puked up poop? Oh that dog! I was pregnant when she was doing that, and it would make me puke. We were just a mess of pukers for a while.
I didn't flush. Was rather proud of my achievement and wanted others to see it. Alas, feedback was poor. One of those things where I desired feedback where the feedbacker did not know who was deserving of such praise.
Everyone who has kids knows that you have seen some pretty disgusting things. I have been puked on, cleaned up pretty disgusting toddler puke that has made me want to gag. Then, changing those diapers, sucking the snot out of babies' noses with a suction thing. I have heard stories of people doing it with their mouths and then spitting it out, GROSS!!! (not me, no way! ) OK, I knew I shouldn't have read this thread.
...especially when you get a deep-fried nametag in yer damn order too....That WAS gross! (Have you ever had the misfortune to go somewhere and when your french fries come to the table you just KNOW that they have not changed the grease in their fryers in God knows how long? It is rather disgusting
...it is amazing the various substances and stenches that can emanate from one small body, however-oral siphoning of nasal mucous?...I would rather listen to Rush Limbaugh...Everyone who has kids knows that you have seen some pretty disgusting things. I have been puked on, cleaned up pretty disgusting toddler puke that has made me want to gag. Then, changing those diapers, sucking the snot out of babies' noses with a suction thing. I have heard stories of people doing it with their mouths and then spitting it out, GROSS!!! (not me, no way! ) OK, I knew I shouldn't have read this thread.
More often than not, our old grease gets recycled for stuff like makeup and whatnot actually. So if anyone ever finds my nametag in a jar of rejuvenating face rub then I'll completely own up to that one.
That's worse than our dog eating the cat turds. Maybe.
I have detailed my public vomiting (due to food poisoning) elsewhere. If you need me to repeat it, I will.
As a kid, I would take a brownie cookie thing and mold it into a ... well, you know, especially if you've seen the swimming pool scene in Caddyshack. . . then show it off to my friends and then eat it. They were pretty repulsed.
As a kid, I would take a brownie cookie thing and mold it into a ... well, you know, especially if you've seen the swimming pool scene in Caddyshack. . . then show it off to my friends and then eat it. They were pretty repulsed.
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Why did I ever come into this thread? -Not for people with active imaginations.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I once helped throw a birthday party for a friend of mine at a local steakhouse. After an evening of unwisely drinking copious amounts of beer and several different kinds of alcohol, I could no longer contain the roiling volcano inside me and threw up all over the table. I also "re-filled" a couple of plastic cups on the table. Then I sneaked out and left it for someone else to clean up.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
You win - here's your Grossest Thing trophy:
Oh sorry - I thought it said "LUD" invitational tournament - oops
I ran an intoxed homeless shelter. Cleaning off dried ejaculation from plastic gym mats that the clients used was not a pleasant thing.
Has anyone ever held back a sneeze while driving? Usually it works pretty much okay. But once, some 20 years ago, it didn't. (don't click the spoiler)
Right on the steering wheel, bull's eye, out of nostrils, huge.
No! I hated when Bo would do that. I'd catch him at it and remind him NO! and he knew I didn't like it, so he'd high tail it. I guess to some dogs it must be like free candy or something.
I once crashed into the Andes with some friends, some of whom I later ate in order to survive. Some might consider this "gross". What would you do under the circumstances?