The grossest thing you've ever done is...

[Lepplady]

The first time I ever got drunk, waaaay back in my teens, I was too sick to get out of bed. So I reached to the floor, picked up my pants, tied off the legs and barfed in my pants. I threw 'em out the next day.
The second time I ever got drunk, about a year later, I spent the night with my head in the toilet.

For some odd reason, I decided that this was not my idea of fun and haven't been drunk since.

 

[Autumn Gust]

I nibbled on the worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequila. I say "nibbled" because that's about all I could stand.

 

[Lepplady]

I nibbled on the worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequila. I say "nibbled" because that's about all I could stand.

Where's my pants..?

 

[Bryan James]

I'm embarrassed by this thread because I don't have anything really interesting to offer.

(One man's normal is another man's perversion).

 

[GNTLGNT]

....seriously, I've got nothing fit to print....

 

[EMARX]

....seriously, I've got nothing fit to print....

Why don't you issue something with the worst parts blacked out, like a classified government document. We all know you like to get nekkid so that wouldn't shock us anymore.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

While waking up from anesthesia after having my wisdom teeth taken out, a sudden and powerful sneeze overtook me. I was facing the wall. The result from all the blood and gauze created a massive red mural on the dentist's wall. It actually had the look of abstract art and I was rather impressed. I should have charged him for my artwork

 

[GNTLGNT]

Why don't you issue something with the worst parts blacked out, like a classified government document. We all know you like to get nekkid so that wouldn't shock us anymore.

....the so-called "document" would be nothing more than a black blob...all portions would be redacted...and my being nekkid with a jar of Hellman's would be the least of it...

 

[GNTLGNT]

While waking up from anesthesia after having my wisdom teeth taken out, a sudden and powerful sneeze overtook me. I was facing the wall. The result from all the blood and gauze created a massive red mural on the dentist's wall. It actually had the look of abstract art and I was rather impressed. I should have charged him for my artwork

...the Jackson Pollock of Dentistry...

 

[Out of Order]

Not entirely sure what I did. But, I woke up one morning covered in jelly with hay stuck in my shorts humming the MOOOOOVE OVER BUTTER theme.

 

[FlakeNoir]

Not entirely sure what I did. But, I woke up one morning covered in jelly with hay stuck in my shorts humming the MOOOOOVE OVER BUTTER theme.

I'm callin' the cops...

 

[EMARX]

....the so-called "document" would be nothing more than a black blob...all portions would be redacted...and my being nekkid with a jar of Hellman's would be the least of it...

As long as it's not Miracle Whip....that puts a whole new twist on it.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

...the Jackson Pollock of Dentistry...

LOL And in this case I was the instrument.

 

[EMARX]

Not entirely sure what I did. But, I woke up one morning covered in jelly with hay stuck in my shorts humming the MOOOOOVE OVER BUTTER theme.

That's the last straw, OoO. You've really got me churning!

 

[GNTLGNT]

Not entirely sure what I did. But, I woke up one morning covered in jelly with hay stuck in my shorts humming the MOOOOOVE OVER BUTTER theme.

...well we know now there truly ARE laughing cows...

 

[GNTLGNT]

As long as it's not Miracle Whip....that puts a whole new twist on it.

..butt I whip it good...

 

[Lepplady]

..butt I whip it good...

 

[HollyGolightly]

Not entirely sure what I did. But, I woke up one morning covered in jelly with hay stuck in my shorts humming the MOOOOOVE OVER BUTTER theme.

What a night that must have been, Sai!

Too many people than I care to admit have discovered that I spew when I drink too much. There's a fine line for me between just enough and way too much. It took a while for me to balance it. I puked on someone at a Motley Crue concert. My friends jostled me too much running up the ramps to get good general seating - meaning we could see everything and still smoke. By the time we arrived at our destination I spewed like a champagne bottle. So they grabbed me and made me run again to somewhere else. I think that was my last public puke.

 

[GNTLGNT]

...I can't locate my energy dome anywhere....

 

[mustangclaire]

Modesty prevents me from telling.... Good thread though.