Yeah, I dunno.... I'm pretty sure I heard questioning in her tone?...you seem rather certain of this....
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Yeah, I dunno.... I'm pretty sure I heard questioning in her tone?...you seem rather certain of this....
That was a good show.Wilson!
That was a good show.
Bet you wouldn't be hiding under the bed if this happened...Oh, I'd have been hiding under the bed if that had happened......
A conversation with my 12-year old son this last Saturday: Do boys ever grow out of this phase???
"Dad, can we buy me a pair of basketball shoes? I spent the first week of basketball practice sliding around the court in socks because the coach won't let us use street shoes on the court."
Me (Very confused because I bought him a brand new pair of Nike Air Something or other two weeks before school started): "You waited a whole week to tell me about that?? Wait a minute, we bought you a brand new pair of basketball shoes before school started didn't we?"
"No, all I have is my street shoes, the new ones we bought for school."
"Don't you remember that Saturday a couple of weeks ago where you tried on about 10 different pairs of basketball shoes before you found the pair you liked?"
"Was that earlier this summer?"
"Yeah, I guess, I mean it was two weeks ago I think."
(Walking into his room)....."Daniel, do you see the big red NIKE box RIGHT NEXT to your dresser with the lid on it that says NIKE and BASKETBALL on the side?"
"............Those are my basketball shoes??? Oh, ok. I get it now, the Nike box still has my basketball shoes in it. I thought that box was from my street shoes."
"You're wearing your street shoes."
"He's starting to crack up at this point.....ok, ok, I got it now. I thought that box was empty."
"Did you open the box at all?"
"Nah, I didn't think about doing that."
"..........speechless at this point."
"I really thought that box was from my street shoes. Aren't my street shoes Nike also?"
"No, they're Adidas. Do you see the logo down both sides of both shoes, "ADIDAS"?
(Now he's really cracking up) "Wow, I guess I forgot which was which. I should probably take the Nikes to the gym with me today for practice."
".....Huh? It's Saturday, what do you mean practice?"
"Oh crap. Did I forget to tell you? Our coach scheduled a practice today at 2pm." (It's about 2pm when he tells me all this)
"When did he tell you about the Saturday practice?"
"The first day of school last Monday."
"JESUS JUMPED UP ONTO A BULLFROG DANIEL! Grab your shoes and gym clothes, let's get going Braniac."
This kid is going to be the death of me....lol
Most of the time I seem to be chasing my tail. He's very smart, straight A's for as long as I can remember but the last couple of years?? Absent minded professor comes to mind but he's not a professor...just absent minded 7th grader for now I guess....Do boys ever grow out of this phase???
I don't know, do they?? favourite man phrases (I think)
Where did you put ...
I can't find ...
Do you know where the ....
And then there is a few habits like leaving dirty clothes where they fall (even though the laundry basket is 3 feet to
the left), my all time favourite -- leaving the toilet seat up, doing the laundry and finding kleenex in the pockets as
well as fishing lures and bottle caps ( leave some money for the help once in awhile), getting in the car and the fuel
tank is on empty, asking 'will you put my sunglasses, keys and wallet in your purse I don't have pockets', and my really
all time favourite I don't need any stinkin' roadmap, I know where we are'.
So, you tell me Do boys ever grow out of this phase?
If Nikki Sixx or Johnny Depp showed up unannounced, I'd go hide under the bed......Bet you wouldn't be hiding under the bed if this happened...
If Nikki Sixx or Johnny Depp showed up unannounced, I'd go hide under the bed......
Heck, I might hide even if you called first!Me too!
Heck, I might hide even if you called first!
Just kidding......turn the frown upside down.
Just kidding......turn the frown upside down.
Just kidding......turn the frown upside down.
On second thought, if a cat standing on two legs and wearing a dunce hat knocked on my door, I wouldn't hide........
I'd capture it and sell it to the circus!
Yes, the interaction between Tim and Al on Tool Time never failed to crack you up. Plus....Pamela Anderson as the Tool Time gal....