Twilight Zoning.
Leave it to Beavering.
Leave it to Beavering.
The Party is HERE!
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Yum! I was hungry...but I'll need help eating all of that!
-Survivor Typeing
-Urban Cowboying
-Wild Thinging
-Urban Cowboying
-Wild Thinging
Yummy nachos, Deb!! Thanks!!
Whoo, it's Friday Eve (aka Thursday)! Ready for the weekend!
- Spacing Balls
- Dark Side of the Mooning
Hmmm, getting a little risky there. Perhaps I should go home now. See you crazy party people later on!
Whoo, it's Friday Eve (aka Thursday)! Ready for the weekend!
- Spacing Balls
- Dark Side of the Mooning
Hmmm, getting a little risky there. Perhaps I should go home now. See you crazy party people later on!
Might need a cup.Debbie913 Thanks for the nachos! I'll come back later with some Coronas.
My thighs thank you!
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Debbie913 Thanks for the nachos! I'll come back later with some Coronas.
My thighs thank you!
I always picture you as a teeny tiny little thing.
Tell your thighs "you're welcome!" 
D*mn, Scott, I have asked you time and time again to stop showing this picture of you, me and Blunthead. The three of us get together in Vegas on the down-low and we all know that 'what happens in Vegas STAYS' in Vegas. By the way, I AM the pretty one and I have better legs.......beooootch! GNTLGNT
The "add -ing" thing made me think of a recent conversation between my sister and I.
We were discussing our sons' aversion to bugs, and how to make them seem more fun and interesting. Somehow we fixated on spiders and started adding them to famous proverbs, sayings and lyrics. None of them made any sense, really, but we couldn't stop. We came up with stuff like this:
A stitch in time saves nine spiders.
Better late than spiders!
Cry havoc and let slip the spiders of war!
And once, everyone's favorite clown got involved....
In for a Pennywise, in for a pound of spiders.
<Jen stops, realizing there was no real reason to share that whole story...>
We were discussing our sons' aversion to bugs, and how to make them seem more fun and interesting. Somehow we fixated on spiders and started adding them to famous proverbs, sayings and lyrics. None of them made any sense, really, but we couldn't stop. We came up with stuff like this:
A stitch in time saves nine spiders.
Better late than spiders!
Cry havoc and let slip the spiders of war!
And once, everyone's favorite clown got involved....
In for a Pennywise, in for a pound of spiders.
<Jen stops, realizing there was no real reason to share that whole story...>
Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying spiders.
....it HAD to be done!...people think we aren't in touch with our feminine sides...this'll show em, and how snappy of a dresser I is....
...."What we have here, is a failure to communicate with spiders!"....
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Spiders!
...Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto. That and spiders.....
In the beginning, spiders created the heavens and the earth...
"Dammit Jim, I'm a spider...not a miracle worker!"