Things that are Just Wrong, or Do Not Work

[GNTLGNT]

...the word "pithy"...

...well pith on YOU!....

 

[kingricefan]

Oh.My.Gawd. Today I was behind a woman who had way more items then she should have had.

(I had four items.) She looked behind, saw me with my items and two people behind ME who had a single item. She said, "You only have one item? Go ahead of me." WTF? Not only do you have more items than you should but you are inviting people to go ahead of you AND ME!!!



Peace.

This is why I can't have any type of sharp instrument, taser or firearm on my person.....

 

[Grandpa]

This reminded me of a Golden Girls episode. The ladies were trying to decide what position to use in the intimate department. On your back, the gravity pulls your saggy face skin back BUT...your boobs fall off to the side. On top, the boobs are okay but your face sags forward and you look like you're melting.

Peace.

There is no upside in this debate. On your back, the boobs fall to the side, but you're also not looking like a 44 long. On top, the gravity pulls at the "saggy face," but the hang of the..........................

I ain't goin' there.

Okay, as a female, even older, what you've got, and what the men are focusing on at the moment ain't boobs or face. Use whatcha got. It's okay. They're not as picky as you think.

 

[FlakeNoir]

There is no upside in this debate. On your back, the boobs fall to the side, but you're also not looking like a 44 long. On top, the gravity pulls at the "saggy face," but the hang of the..........................

I ain't goin' there.

Okay, as a female, even older, what you've got, and what the men are focusing on at the moment ain't boobs or face. Use whatcha got. It's okay. They're not as picky as you think.

 

[Sigmund]

There is no upside in this debate. On your back, the boobs fall to the side, but you're also not looking like a 44 long. On top, the gravity pulls at the "saggy face," but the hang of the..........................

I ain't goin' there.

Okay, as a female, even older, what you've got, and what the men are focusing on at the moment ain't boobs or face. Use whatcha got. It's okay. They're not as picky as you think.

Gotcha!

My husband never complained.

Peace.

 

[EAST COASTER]

There is an old saying which goes "You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire"

 

[BeverleyMarsh]

Never, ever look down at your face in a mirror. Man or woman.

Nor in the screen of a tablet or computer while it's off.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I just picked up a case of Nestea Ice Tea “Great New Taste” Perhaps goat dung might help make the tea plants grow better, but the ice tea shouldn’t taste like it. I really wish Nestea product development folks didn’t go to such great lengths finding all those New Coke trial taste testers before deciding on changing the flavor of their ice tea.

 

[blunthead]

...well pith on YOU!....

Eww! Pith sucks!

 

[GNTLGNT]

Eww! Pith sucks!

...not when yer wearing a pith helmet....

 

[mal]

Daylight savings. I make it a point to be an hour late for work, regardless of whether it is "spring forward" or "fall back".