Those plastic protective coverings on every product, including fruits and veggies, which cannot be removed without a handheld science fiction laser.
Things that are Just Wrong, or Do Not Work
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I use this machine for those damned plastic carbonite containers:
INB4 Chocolate Han Solo
Also, a related...but silly...guitar:
INB4 Chocolate Han Solo
Also, a related...but silly...guitar:
Selfies from up above. Yes, we know you have cleavage ladies. Give it a rest.
But, sky shots do work for older ladies with saggy faces. You have to look up to the camera so Gravity pulls your saggy face skin to the back of your head and makes you appear younger.
But, sky shots do work for older ladies with saggy faces. You have to look up to the camera so Gravity pulls your saggy face skin to the back of your head and makes you appear younger.
Only because it was related to my insane non-threadjack attempt and is cute...
Han and Chewie, the Early Days:
Han and Chewie, the Early Days:
DVD menus where you can't tell what selection you're highlighting.
Elevator buttons-I am not sure why someone comes up and pushes the same button, right after they have just saw you push the same button.
My husband has learned to roll his eyes and say nothing. I'll stop eventually.I complain about this so much, I embarrass myself.It's so stupid that I can't help myself.
I can't get over the nasty toilet...That's just nasty, baby
Interesting, so if the 6'8" 300lb African American guy is tired of you NOT being PC and decides to "Man up" all over your face, you're OK with that? Or maybe man up and keep your impolite comments to yourself instead? Just a thought.
Because obviously you did it wrong!
Except it's right and does work. Well not if your being dishonest, of course.
(Apologies to mods for not putting the disgusting selfie behind a spoiler!
Hi; I'm not blonde.)
Hi; I'm not blonde.)
Oh.My.Gawd. Today I was behind a woman who had way more items then she should have had.
(I had four items.) She looked behind, saw me with my items and two people behind ME who had a single item. She said, "You only have one item? Go ahead of me." WTF? Not only do you have more items than you should but you are inviting people to go ahead of you AND ME!!!
Peace.
This reminded me of a Golden Girls episode. The ladies were trying to decide what position to use in the intimate department. On your back, the gravity pulls your saggy face skin back BUT...your boobs fall off to the side.
On top, the boobs are okay but your face sags forward and you look like you're melting. 
Peace.
This reminded me of a Golden Girls episode. The ladies were trying to decide what position to use in the intimate department. On your back, the gravity pulls your saggy face skin back BUT...your boobs fall off to the side.
Peace.
This reminded me of a Golden Girls episode. The ladies were trying to decide what position to use in the intimate department. On your back, the gravity pulls your saggy face skin back BUT...your boobs fall off to the side.
Peace.
Never, ever look down at your face in a mirror. Man or woman.
