Things that are Just Wrong, or Do Not Work

[Dana Jean]

I skate right on up to rudeness and say "excuse me" loudly as I shoulder my way through idiots like that. They usually get the hint and step back.

I've actually said, "Excuse you." Rare, but when someone is being a total idiot....

 

[Mr Nobody]

Things that're wrong or don't work?
A C19th (at best) economic model in a C21st paradigm.

 

[GNTLGNT]

The ten items or less lane. I think that some take that as personal challenge to bring the biggest cart to that lane.

...that's where gunplay should be legal...

 

[GNTLGNT]

Men who wear banana hammocks. Wrong.....just..wrong.

...I can devoutly swear...I have never worn one of these...course if I were to don such apparel it would be more like a banana thimble...

 

[GNTLGNT]

Or when people are texting as they're walking and don't/won't look up to see where they're going and d*mn near run into you and would if you don't get out of their way.

...oh I NEVER budge, let em smack into me...the thud as they fall on their ass is so VERY gratifying...

 

[GNTLGNT]

LED lightbulbs. Ghastly, unflattering lighting all the way around.

The entire Kardashian clan. I've had it up to my ass with anything Kardashian.

Florida Governor Rick Scott. Wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to begin.

The trend to intentionally misspell words in either names or titles, such as the one I saw today for a hair salon: Rootz.

Cell phone users at a theatrical event who insist on texting after the house lights go down for the performance.

...as long as your ass isn't as big as a Kardashians....

 

[GNTLGNT]

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[Bryan James]

 

[Bryan James]

 

[Lily Sawyer]

...as long as your ass isn't as big as a Kardashians....

I have a tush, but it's not a Kardashian derrière. Thank God.

 

[GNTLGNT]

I have a tush, but it's not a Kardashian derrière. Thank God.

...given the rest of the lovely "package" I figure it's "just right"....

 

[Chuggs]

Me working two jobs... haha

 

[Bryan James]

Donkashian!

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[Bryan James]

 

[Lily Sawyer]

...given the rest of the lovely "package" I figure it's "just right"....

Work in progress. Imperfect and always will be but morphing into New & Improved. But you are sweet to speculate.

Back to the Wrong and Unworkable:

Ted Cruz. Oy.
Nicholas Sparks. *gag*
Political robo-calls.
Cell phoning behind the wheel of a moving car. Hang the f*ck up and drive.
über-trendy restaurants trying to pass off humble vegetables as exciting and fabulous. To wit: rutabaga and kale. Not.

 

[Bryan James]

Because today:

 

[BeverleyMarsh]

I could really do with one of those. Here, in Morroco it's rare to find toilet paper in the toilets I'd be sorted with one of those. Maybe I could even make it myself!

 

[Out of Order]

Work in progress. Imperfect and always will be but morphing into New & Improved. But you are sweet to speculate.

Back to the Wrong and Unworkable:

Ted Cruz. Oy.
Nicholas Sparks. *gag*
Political robo-calls.
Cell phoning behind the wheel of a moving car. Hang the f*ck up and drive.
über-trendy restaurants trying to pass off humble vegetables as exciting and fabulous. To wit: rutabaga and kale. Not.

My avatar disagrees with you. Rutabaga, people.

 

[blunthead]

...most excellent and pithy observations...

...the word "pithy"...