"Come on sweetie, I have to clip your nails! Then you can have a treat!"
Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend.
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No, I don't want to play right now. Go take your toy and lay down.
"I win the argument. YES!!"......said no man to his wife or girlfriend ever.
I usually say this to my dog after my wife leaves the room......the dog does not seem to mind
I usually say this to my dog after my wife leaves the room......the dog does not seem to mind
Oh Em Gee, classic. You win.
And we have a winner!!
'Awww nooooo! Don't poo on the footpath, wait until we get to the p.a.r.k, they have rubbish bins there."
Stop licking yourself and I'll give you a doggy treat.
How come only Siggy thinks of threads like this. To be in that mind and look around...... I wonder what you would see......
I need a paper towel to wipe the supper off your beard.
Sweetie, I love you! But we have got to do something about that breath.
Do you work for the post office? Cause i saw you checking out my package.
