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jacobtlong

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  1. Want My Credit Card Number, Pin Number, and Social Security Info? Well, You've Come to the Right Thread!
  2. Stephen King Autographed My Nipples (with pics).
  3. I Autographed Stephen King's Nipples (with pics).
  4. Hi, I'm Dean Koontz. New to the Board, but not to King.
  5. Clive Barker and Stephen King Will Co-Author Sequel to Black House...

 
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Maskins

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Oh boy - my imagination is in a whirl.

1) I went through Stephen King's trash cans and I found some hair clippings. Anyone for swapsies?
2) I thought this board was to discuss that OTHER Stephen King on Amazon.
3) I sat on myself - send help.
4) I never knew it was possible to eat your own face... until now.


I'll forego work today to come up with some more. This is important.
 
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muskrat

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ZOMBIE GIRLFRIEND SAYS NO TO ONION LOAF

A CAT, A TURTLE, AND SIX FEET OF PLEXIGLASS (this'd be Walter)

TORONTO EATEN BY UNKNOWN KAIJU (staro)

HUSTON MOTHER DROWNS IN VAT OF CRISCO (a real depressing one from Siggy)

BACON PANTS (Gntl)

ROOMATE CHOKES ON FROZEN MEATBALL (wishful thinking from Nottie)

Ah crap, I could go all day but gotta scoot to Work.
 
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Maskins

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muskrat said:
ZOMBIE GIRLFRIEND SAYS NO TO ONION LOAF

A CAT, A TURTLE, AND SIX FEET OF PLEXIGLASS (this'd be Walter)

TORONTO EATEN BY UNKNOWN KAIJU (staro)

HUSTON MOTHER DROWNS IN VAT OF CRISCO (a real depressing one from Siggy)

BACON PANTS (Gntl)

ROOMATE CHOKES ON FROZEN MEATBALL (wishful thinking from Nottie)

Ah crap, I could go all day but gotta scoot to Work.
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I already wish these were real threads.
 
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Sundrop

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I'm heading north to visit the kiddo this weekend. I know how disappointed this must make you. Not sure what DiO is up to, but he might not survive all by his lonesome should he visit........:glee:
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See how it is.....gee whiz, one man falls off a roof while you're somewhere in the vicinity, and the next thing you know, no one wants to do anything with you anymore......
 
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