Thread Titles That Would Get Your Attention.

[Maskins]

Hi, Sir!

IDK why your post reminded me of something I read on Twitter? Instagram? Any way, it read something like this:

Teen: Why do my big brothers socks all feel crunchy?

Reply: Stop feeling your brother's socks. And go wash your hands.

Ha!

And another: Male teens empty the hot water heater taking showers: News at 11.

This made me laugh - though I hope the implication is not that I am a sock ruiner.

In fact, I have never understood the whole sock thing. Socks are precious things, already treasured by elves and pixies who steal them away and add them to my wifes sock drawers. The last thing I need is to eventually find the missing one then put my foot into it only to find it has been used as some sort of recepticle.

So here is my new thread:

Socks that stand up by themselves - how to clean.

 

[Maskins]

You must read it!
Sk Fans? Then Why The Non Sensical Thread Topics? | The StephenKing.com Message Board

Ok, so I read through Tara's comments which were amusing. However, I need to comment on two things:

1) I can do a good impression of Tom Hardy as Bane from the Dark Knight Rises.
2) Bane Cat... see below:

 

[Sundrop]

Psssh... I tried and didn't even make the cut for a simple dinner...

Hoss Stands Sunny Up For Dinner.......Film at 11:00

 

[hossenpepper]

Hoss Stands Sunny Up For Dinner.......Film at 11:00

What!?!!?? Oh no no, lady bug, the other way around! I traversed 10 of the 11 hours between us. All on you, you daisy plucker!

 

[Sundrop]

What!?!!?? Oh no no, lady bug, the other way around! I traversed 10 of the 11 hours between us. All on you, you daisy plucker!

.....and you refused to wait for me until Diamond Dave and I were through flirting......

Wait!!.....you brought daisies?

 

[GNTLGNT]

-The Electric Toothbrush: Let It Lift You To New Heights Of Ecstasy
-Where's That Smell Coming From?
-Filling Socks for Fun & Profit
-The Daisy/Depp Connection: Is It Real?
-Is Daily Avatar Switching A Sign Of Lunacy?

 

[Sundrop]

Summer in Yemen: Frank's Story

 

[BeverleyMarsh]

You must read it!
Sk Fans? Then Why The Non Sensical Thread Topics? | The StephenKing.com Message Board

I didn't read the whole thread through, so she never came back? What a shame she was a peach

 

[Out of Order]

-The Electric Toothbrush: Let It Lift You To New Heights Of Ecstasy
-Where's That Smell Coming From?
-Filling Socks for Fun & Profit
-The Daisy/Depp Connection: Is It Real?
-Is Daily Avatar Switching A Sign Of Lunacy?

Spoiler

Yes

 

[Kurben]

I guess I missed that one (Tara). They kind of all turn out the same in the end.

She was a hoot...!!!

 

[GNTLGNT]

-I Slept with a Clown
-Why is My Dog's Mouth All Foamy Like That?
-How To Hobble Someone In One easy Lesson
-Crimson King?...I Think Not-More Like Carmine King
-How To Ditch Your Heroin In Another Realm

 

[danie]

THE DAY I SKIPPED TEA by Maskins

 

[kingricefan]

What did I just read? :-O

Wasn't it just the bestest ever??!!!!!

 

[kingricefan]

How To Get Your Prom Dress Dyed Red For Free At The Prom

 

[kingricefan]

What Steve King Really Thinks About James Patterson
*warning- may possibly contain long sentences, correct grammar and a plausible plot-line*

 

[HollyGolightly]

What Steve King Really Thinks About James Patterson
*warning- may possibly contain long sentences, correct grammar and a plausible plot-line*

Spoiler

and no ghost writers

 

[danie]

1) I can do a good impression of Tom Hardy as Bane from the Dark Knight Rises.

I should like to hear this.

 

[Maskins]

THE DAY I SKIPPED TEA by Maskins

That day has not happened and therefore, this thread will never exist. It might be more like:

The day I skipped tea and other tales of the global apocalypse.

 

[Pucker]

Things You Didn't Think We Knew

 

[danie]

apocalypse.

I think you mean 'apopalypse.'