What would you do?

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Mar 12, 2010
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Well first I'd gasp, then I'd laugh my ass off. I'd turn it off because I don't like to upset my last hormone. I'm saving it for special you know.
I'd buy a Mini-Oscar and leave it with a note that said, and the winner is... You Guys, for best performance by a couple in a romantic comedy.

:rofl: I had keys to a few neighbors' homes because I took care of their pets when they couldn't get home or were on vacation. I sometimes watched their tv and I would also laugh my ass off :) The mini-Oscar is a nice touch lol.
 

80sFan

Just one more chapter...
Jul 14, 2015
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The problem with you people in America is you have some much choice.

We do have so much choice, but most of the programming is terrible so it's like choosing which STD you'd like to get.
I think that's why so many of us are ditching pay TV for streaming services. We only pay for what we actually watch, not the "reality" crap or "talent" competitions that the drooling masses "must see".
 

80sFan

Just one more chapter...
Jul 14, 2015
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Thank you!

What it comes right down to is we're a bunch of book reading nerds. Who knows how much home made porn we've been missing 'cause we always have a book with us and prefer to read. :laugh:

(I'm waiting for the long time member who posted: Is the female neighbor good looking? xD)

I'll admit to being a book reading nerd, but I prefer making my own porn, that's just me. :devilish:
 
Mar 12, 2010
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Hey... I'll have you know I sport that look when I'm doing work like a badge of honor. :)

I guess my standard answer should be "My eyes are up here," right ladies? ;)

I swear... every plumber I've ever hired has a bit of a belly which causes their jeans to ride low... and they wear short t-shirts... and they keep talking to you so you can't leave the room... and I keep wanting to ask them if they've ever thought about wearing bib overalls *sigh*
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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I think a lot of plumbers would benefit from Duluth trading company ball room jeans. They stay up and allow lots of room.
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