When You Have Been Drinking...

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TheRedQueen

And Crazy Housewife
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Do not dance in high heels while drunk.

Do not speak to the opposite gender (or even the same gender) while drunk. Regret will follow as surely as night follows day.

Do not go clubbin' with people who flake out on DD duty; or you will be drunk off your butt driving their sorry arse home.

Do not get drunk. Hangovers suck.
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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You shouldn't post a thread on here when you have been drinking. I've had a few and posted a thread that was promptly taken down by the mods. I apologize for it.
This happened to me a couple of times when I did not realize that this is a 'family' oriented board! (the sad part is - I don't even drink much!) :hitch: (This monkey smilie says 'hitchhike' on it, but to me it just looks like a confused critter).

Thanks to FlakeNoir who was on duty in the wee hours, since she is in New Zealand, in a different time zone! :biglove:. I posted a link to something called "Real Dolls" once - OMG :nope::shame_pig:
 

amaunder

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I love your use of the word "ghosties" in this sentence - reminds me somehow of Scotland and their strange way of saying certain words over there!

Welcome to SKMB amaunder - it is great to have you here!
:cheerful::m_joy:
Thanks! SK uses it a lot in one of his books I just read...can't remember...11/22/63? Dr. Sleep? (I believe it's the latter). :ghostface: I use a lot of Irish slang as well as we lived there for a short time...like Jaysus and ****e (so not to offend anyone. :a24:)
 

Kurben

The Fool on the Hill
Apr 12, 2014
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I'm boring, thanks to my epilepsy i cant usually drink to much without risking an attack so usually stop at pleasantly mellowed (about 3 beers) shall we say. a few times i have become really drunk with the head to prove it.
 

Pucker

We all have it coming, kid
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Well ... the list is long and you've all already touched on some very important ones ... but I feel I must tell you ....

If you ignore some of the very good advice in this thread, and do you go about trying to prove how charming you are ... and it somehow works ... and you find yourself right where you thought you wanted to be ...

For the love of God, don't fall asleep right in the middle of it.

Oh ... and don't get married.

:indecisiveness:
 
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Cowboy

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Well ... the list is long and you've all already touched on some very important ones ... but I feel I must tell you ....

If you ignore some of the very good advice in this thread, and do you go about trying to prove how charming you are ... and it somehow works ... and you find yourself right where you thought you wanted to be ...

For the love of God, don't fall asleep right in the middle of it.

Oh ... and don't get married.

:indecisiveness:
Good advice for the sober!
 
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