When You Have Been Drinking...

[not_nadine]

When you say, Gosh, sorry, excuse me.

To your own purse when you tripped over it by accident.

 

[muskrat]

When you say, Gosh, sorry, excuse me.

To your own purse when you tripped over it by accident.

Then, a few drinks later, you go punch the purse for having tripped you. "Watch where yer goin, Louie VEE-tone!"

 

[do1you9love?]

When you say, Gosh, sorry, excuse me.

To your own purse when you tripped over it by accident.

Hee hee. I now wanna get drunk with you sometime. We can talk to inanimate objects together.

 

[morgan]

Then, a few drinks later, you go punch the purse for having tripped you. "Watch where yer goin, Louie VEE-tone!"

 

[morgan]

I wanna go drinkin' with Muskie! I probably wouldn't understand 90% of the conversation ('cuz I'm a twit) but would be laughing about the other 10% the rest of the time to make up for it!

 

[not_nadine]

I did say excuse me to my purse last nite.

Then, a few drinks later, you go punch the pursoue for having tripped you. "Watch where yer goin, Louie VEE-tone!"

Then you say ohhh so so sorry, I lurves youys. Sorries I did that. sniiffs.
Here come sit by me.. Drink another.

HEY! You ain't Louie! You just look like a Louie!.
Fakes you all are. Now that I have a closer look at you.

Were are my friends? Lets all go to the ladies room and see what we can do about Louie.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

It's still a no-no to touch the dancers.....(at least when the bouncers are looking)..........

 

[muskrat]

It's still a no-no to touch the dancers.....(at least when the bouncers are looking)..........

S'why I never do strip clubs. Stupid dancers distract a man from his drinkin.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

S'why I never do strip clubs. Stupid dancers distract a man from his drinkin.

Well that's no fun! But I can see your point

 

[not_nadine]

Broke a couple siggy rules, I did.

 

[Alexandra M]

Don't ever go out with the girls on a Friday night and come home Saturday morning riding in the back of a pick up
truck, still drunk. Really pi**es off your husband .....

 

[not_nadine]

oh my

 

[not_nadine]

Well that's no fun! But I can see your point

stop. fingers. typing.

 

[amaunder]

I have a lot of alky ghosties under my bed...but they want to remain anonymous .

 

[80sFan]

 

[Grandpa]

there's a lot of stuff you shouldn't be doing When You Have Been Drinking.

If you need to visit an ATM, go home instead.

 

[Neesy]

I dunno, drinking 'in the closet' doesn't sound very healthy either. Pretty sad. I suggest a middle ground--go to a bar (just don't drive there, a'yuh).

A real bar, mind you. Not a restaurant that serves straight shots of hard liquor, then gets crappy when people get drunk. "This is a family establishment!" Really? So little Johnny can order a round a Cuervo for all the kids at his ten year B-Day party? Hrrmmm.

True story: there's a bar and grill inside a local mall that served my sister plenty of booze once (she wasn't driving, wasn't cutting up), then as soon as she went to the shopping area, some soulless swine called security on her and she got popped for public intox.

Spoiler

 

[Neesy]

If you need to visit an ATM, go home instead.

Saw a comedian once who talked about this. He said they should have a breathalyzer on the ATM that says:

No cash for you. You're too drunk and she's too ugly, so go home.

 

[amaunder]

Saw a comedian once who talked about this. He said they should have a breathalyzer on the ATM that says:

No cash for you. You're too drunk and she's too ugly, so go home.

 

[doowopgirl]

Don't call/text old lovers/flings.

Don't call/text old flames who didn't know they were flames.

Don't call/text anyone, anyone, ANYONE to give them a piece of your mind when they didn't need it before now.

Don't think you've got a good idea because you're in an altered state. You are, but you don't.

Been there. Learned not to do that.